why me wrote: Just cows chewing their own cud, each making the same motion with their mouths.
Sounds exactly like a description of LDS general conference, stake conference and every and all fast and testimony meetings I ever attended.
I was actually at the Golden Corral buffet in Orem one saturday night leaving just soon after the priesthood session had ended. Me and the family were nearly crushed to death by the fully fattened herds of LDS cattle that descendended on the place to gorge themselves on cheap meats and sugary carbs.
I have never seen so many buttons on so many yellowing white Mr. mac dress shirts stretched to the breaking point quite like that night.
- Whenever a poet or preacher, chief or wizard spouts gibberish, the human race spends centuries deciphering the message. - Umberto Eco - To assert that the earth revolves around the sun is as erroneous as to claim that Jesus was not born of a virgin. - Cardinal Bellarmine at the trial of Galilei
Our hungarian friend answered your question. Hungarian women are hot and the young adults keep slim. And yes, they look great in light cotton with their olive brown tanned skin in summer.
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I intend to lay a foundation that will revolutionize the whole world. Joseph Smith We are “to feed the hungry, to clothe the naked, to provide for the widow, to dry up the tear of the orphan, to comfort the afflicted, whether in this church, or in any other, or in no church at all…” Joseph Smith
beastie wrote: Ok, that's it. I am compelled to believe you are an exmormon playing a role, playing the straight man, endlessly giving other exmormons openings. There is no way someone who posts in such a mindless, repetitive fashion as yourself could say the above with a straight face. You must have been laughing up a storm.
How is it mindless? I have been on the internet for years now posting on Mormon related threads with the critics. And I haven't seen much individualization. Most of the posts are the same and threads are repeated over and over again. And the point of view is usually one sided, critical, not very imaginative. Anyone can be a critic. But not many can be defenders. More difficult.
I intend to lay a foundation that will revolutionize the whole world. Joseph Smith We are “to feed the hungry, to clothe the naked, to provide for the widow, to dry up the tear of the orphan, to comfort the afflicted, whether in this church, or in any other, or in no church at all…” Joseph Smith
As long as we're on the subject (sort of), it seems to be a widely known practice in the Mormon Church to surreptitiously add the words "under the bed" or "in bed" to the title of hymns, thus producing a mild degree of titillation during sacrament meeting.
Why on earth would this be, I wonder?
All the Best!
--Consiglieri
You prove yourself of the devil and anti-mormon every word you utter, because only the devil perverts facts to make their case.--ldsfaqs (6-24-13)
As long as we're on the subject (sort of), it seems to be a widely known practice in the Mormon Church to surreptitiously add the words "under the bed" or "in bed" to the title of hymns, thus producing a mild degree of titillation during sacrament meeting.
Why on earth would this be, I wonder?
All the Best!
--Consiglieri
Hmmm...I had heard of doing that with fortune cookie fortunes, but not hymns. That sounds like a new activity to keep me busy duing Sacrament Meeting. LOL
liz3564 wrote:Hmmm...I had heard of doing that with fortune cookie fortunes, but not hymns. That sounds like a new activity to keep me busy duing Sacrament Meeting. LOL
I remember my parents getting mad at me for demonstrating my new reading skills by reading aloud the cover of the hymnal and mispronouncing the word "hymns." I sounded it out to be "hymens." It took me years to figure out what the fuss was about.
Morley wrote:WhyMe: Argh. I didn't mean to reinforce your obsession. Please strike that CFR.
Ludwig: Give me four or five years. Hungary is on my list.
No obsession at all. I just remember the lovely ladies sitting outside the cafes or riding the tram. They had a wonderful natural color and aroma. And they wore tight jeans. But I don't have an obsession.
I intend to lay a foundation that will revolutionize the whole world. Joseph Smith We are “to feed the hungry, to clothe the naked, to provide for the widow, to dry up the tear of the orphan, to comfort the afflicted, whether in this church, or in any other, or in no church at all…” Joseph Smith
why me wrote: Married people can have their fantasies. And single people too. A fantasy is not evil. It is natural. However, a fantasy does need to be lustful or pornish. And this is what Raquel is saying.
Can you give an example of a sexual fantasy that is neither lustful nor pornish?
Bumpety bump....
Why Me, I notice you are desperately avoiding answering this call for you to back up your statement. Perhaps you should just apologise for making a nonsense comment.
“We look to not only the spiritual but also the temporal, and we believe that a person who is impoverished temporally cannot blossom spiritually.” Keith McMullin - Counsellor in Presiding Bishopric
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