Mormon Prophet's website: thomassmonson.org

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Mormon Prophet's website: thomassmonson.org

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This one isn't owned by the MGF, it's actually registered by the COB:

Registrant ID:35508102-NSI
Registrant Name:Intellectual Reserve, Inc.
Registrant Organization:Intellectual Reserve, Inc.
Registrant Street1:50 East North Temple Street

Not one single mention that he is a Prophet and talks to Jesus Christ. Not one single mention that he was ordained a Prophet when the Hinkster died.

He's just the President of a big corporation. Look at how wonderful he is.

2012 will marks an all-time high of hiding the truth with Mormonism. From white washed doctrine to "We Don't Know". Prophets aren't prophets anymore, they're Presidents. Instead of doctrines being "He was speaking as man", the mantra is now "What doctrine?"

And Mormons are doing just exactly what Romney has always done.

Flip Flop Flip Flop Flip Flop Flip Flop Flip Flop Flip Flop Flip Flop Flip Flop Flip Flop Flip Flop Flip Flop.

I wonder if this new tactic came from a PR firm hired by the Cult or did one of the geriatric cult of the 12 decide it was a great idea?

Monson: "Hey Boyd. Boyd. BOYD. BOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYDD. Somebody wake up Boyd. Ok, I have this great idea. When we are asked about embarrassing past statements by church leaders, we will just pretend like we don't know what they are talking about! Ok?"

Boyd: "What are we talking about?"
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Throughout his years as a General Authority, his talks have often hearkened back to his experiences with the widows and others whom he served as bishop.
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The article is more than deceptive as Monson was not sustained as an apostle, but as a prophet, seer, and revelator.

So do the TBMs on the board pay 10% of their income for Monson's ability to "get things done?" Considering the mall, not sure he can even claim that.
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Tommy boy is no prophet. He's a greeting cards salesman. He likes to get up and tell stories in effort to stir up the emotions of his mindless followerers. Baaaa baaaaa!!

Can you imagine Tommy boy getting up and adding to the Explanations of Facsimile No. 3 or adding a few more chapters to the Book of Abraham like Joe Smith did? Tommy boy isn't 1/1000 the prophet Joe Smith was. At least Joe had balls (and he used them quite regularly too). All Tommy has is a fat stomach and all bills paid by his munchkin followers who so willingly kiss his ass to feed their own self righteousness.

I challenge Tommy boy to utter a single prophecy or add on to the word like Joe did. Tommy is a fat coward. God doesn't speak to him. He's just like everyone else in the world. He's milking it for all he can get. That's what Mormon prophets do, they milk it.

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Fat (all bills paid) Tommy Monson caught in the back seat of his car with his personal stash on hand.

:surprised:

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Great photo ^

Look at him, chillin' like a boss!
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The Dude wrote:Great photo ^

Look at him, chillin' like a boss!


Nothing new or different about that, since he IS the boss of a multi-national corporation worth billions.
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If they could just get rid of Joseph Smith, Brigham Young and.... Insert 50 other racist, misogynist leaders of the past.... Then they could be a REAL Christian Church just like everyone else!

It has got to be so hard for them. They want so bad to have the rest of the Christian world see them as Christians - but they have so many goddamn skeletons in the closet that the door is bursting at the seams.

And I feel sorry for the rank and file Mormon that is suddenly faced with a decision. Either ignore the past and all past teachings except the ones cherry picked by the Cult - or face persecution from within like BYU Prof Bott is. That is why you see the amateur apologists on this board suddenly parroting the corporate line (even DCP - a professional apologist - is doing this).

But what about Chapel Mormons? What about Chapel Mormons who are in their 50's now? What are they supposed to believe? I wonder if they ever look at their bookshelf - and see those "Doctrines Of Salvation I, II and II" and think - those are now BANNED BOOKS because, well, we don't know, we don't teach that... And they know if they DID teach that, they'd get in trouble just like Bott did. Holding all those conflicting thoughts in their heads has got to be mind numbing.

They can't have modern revelation anymore! They can't! No, because it has to go through an entire public relations firm. It has to be reviewed by an entire law firm. Jesus can't say that a woman of 14 years of age MUST marry a Prophet or be damned to hellfire and flaming swords and crap like that. They can't say that Blacks will only be servants in heaven. It isn't politically correct - and what ever isn't politically correct anymore just makes them look like the assholes they really are. So gone - GONE - is all revelation. Because Jesus Christ himself doesn't like bad PR - so everything is correlated through a dozen committees to ensure that it doesn't make them look bad on MSNBC or some other news agency.

I hope the Cult of Joseph Smith loses so many more members over the next year.

But for now, enjoy your mega billion dollar corporate shopping mall with live fish, million dollar condos and amazing electronic skylights.

In a thousand years I couldn't do as much damage to Mormonism as their inspired leaders who talk to Jesus are doing. No way.

Popcorn time.
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Thom Ass Monson, seriously, IT couldn't think this through?
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But ... it really doesn't!

That page really doesn't say anything about him being a living prophet.

It doesn't mention the Book of Mormon.

It doesn't mention Joseph Smith.

It's really a very eery document indeed.
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