Mormon Prophet's website: thomassmonson.org

[_Shulem]

Get your ass out of the aisle!

[_harmony]

Get your ass out of the aisle!

When and where was that picture taken, Paul?

[_Shulem]

Get your ass out of the aisle!

When and where was that picture taken, Paul?

179th Semi-Annual General Conference of the church October 3, 2009.

Paul O

[_Shulem]

Prophesy, Tommy! Prophesy! Show us a sign that you really are a prophet. Cut off your arm or some other tender member of your body and then restore it that the people might know you actually have a little power up your sleave or down your pants (whatever).

[_harmony]

When and where was that picture taken, Paul?

179th Semi-Annual General Conference of the church October 3, 2009.

Paul O

Who was he yelling at? (and why did we never see this in the Ensign?)

[_Shulem]

Go Tommy-boy! Read us a poem! And, oh, Mitt, you're such a man!

[_Shulem]

Who was he yelling at? (and why did we never see this in the Ensign?)

He was yelling at someone but I wasn't there to see it. And, the Enzign is only for faith promotion snapshots. You know the LDS church isn't into revealing anything that makes the church look less than spotless clean as if Mr Clean himself just wiped his rag all over the prophet's face and ass.

The Mormon church can do no wrong. The church is all about managing money and property in the name of jezzus.

Paul O

[_Blixa]

Thom Ass Monson, seriously, IT couldn't think this through?

I know. I was pretty surprised to see that.