As An Alternative To Supernatural Experiences........
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_Darth J
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As An Alternative To Supernatural Experiences........
Please use this thread to share some of your subnatural experiences.
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_Hoops
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Right.... what a great idea for this forum.
Ok, I'll start. One time I went out to my car and it wouldn't start. So I popped the hood and wiggled those cables that go from the battery to the starter. I got back in the car and..... it started right up.
Ok, I'll start. One time I went out to my car and it wouldn't start. So I popped the hood and wiggled those cables that go from the battery to the starter. I got back in the car and..... it started right up.
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My new cat, Aslan, likes to eat potato chips.
Thus proving the existence of a benevolent creator-God.
Thus proving the existence of a benevolent creator-God.
"It seems to me that these women were the head (κεφάλαιον) of the church which was at Philippi." ~ John Chrysostom, Homilies on Philippians 13
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Also, my husband lost his keys a few weeks ago, and we have looked and looked and even prayed about it, and the keys have never turned up. I finally caved in and had copies of all of our keys made because I was tired of him stealing mine.
So that "God of the Lost Keys" stuff is crap. God doesn't give a damn about your lost keys.
So that "God of the Lost Keys" stuff is crap. God doesn't give a damn about your lost keys.
"It seems to me that these women were the head (κεφάλαιον) of the church which was at Philippi." ~ John Chrysostom, Homilies on Philippians 13
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I had a really bad headache. Then I took an Advil and it got better.
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Darth J wrote:Please use this thread to share some of your subnatural experiences.
I have spent some of my best years being subnatural.
Sometimes I have flashes of insight as to where I might have misplaced the item I was looking for and many times the item was where the insight lead me.
I have experienced Ouija boards spelling out answers in an unknown language.
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I over cooked my pinto beans tonight and had to throw them out.
OMG!
This just reminded me to start soaking more beans before bed!
Good night.
OMG!
This just reminded me to start soaking more beans before bed!
Good night.
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moksha wrote: ...
I have experienced Ouija boards spelling out answers in an unknown language.
Think about that, people.
This is one subtle little penguin.
Zadok:
I did not have a faith crisis. I discovered that the Church was having a truth crisis.
Maksutov:
That's the problem with this supernatural stuff, it doesn't really solve anything. It's a placeholder for ignorance.
I did not have a faith crisis. I discovered that the Church was having a truth crisis.
Maksutov:
That's the problem with this supernatural stuff, it doesn't really solve anything. It's a placeholder for ignorance.
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God spoke to me yesterday and told me He wasn't real...
“We look to not only the spiritual but also the temporal, and we believe that a person who is impoverished temporally cannot blossom spiritually.”
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"One, two, three...let's go shopping!"
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Chap wrote:
Think about that, people.
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