Joanna Brooks Plays Fast and Loose With Church Statement

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In other words, mistaking your zealotry for philosophy, you would be interested in spouting off your religious dogma and partisan talking points, which, being impervious to evidence, you feel cannot be gainsaid.



In other words, I'd be happy to have you star in my next low budget courtroom potboiler, Twelve Angry Anti-Mormons.

I'm also planning a sequel, Twelve Angry Mormons Meet Shaft where we'll resurrect the old seventies blackspolitation genre with an anti-Mormon blacks-and-the-priesthood twist.

Samuel L. Jackson is chomping at the bit for the starring role, as his inane racist comments about the coming election may make him good only for the direct-to-video low budget market by the time I get my funding for the project from the SCMC.
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Droopy wrote:
In other words, mistaking your zealotry for philosophy, you would be interested in spouting off your religious dogma and partisan talking points, which, being impervious to evidence, you feel cannot be gainsaid.



In other words, I'd be happy to have you star in my next low budget courtroom potboiler, Twelve Angry Anti-Mormons.

I'm also planning a sequel, Twelve Angry Mormons Meet Shaft where we'll resurrect the old seventies blackspolitation genre with an anti-Mormon blacks-and-the-priesthood twist.

Samuel L. Jackson is chomping at the bit for the starring role, as his inane racist comments about the coming election may make him good only for the direct-to-video low budget market by the time I get my funding for the project from the SCMC.


It's really sad that you are utterly incapable of forming or expressing an original thought, other than what you apparently consider to be zingers that reference pop culture from the 1970's.

But considering your slavish partisanship and your dependence on paternalism to determine what you are supposed to believe, I think that being both a zealous Mormon and a reactionary is a good fit for you.
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Droopy wrote:I'm also planning a sequel, Twelve Angry Mormons Meet Shaft where we'll resurrect the old seventies blackspolitation genre with an anti-Mormon blacks-and-the-priesthood twist.

Samuel L. Jackson is chomping at the bit for the starring role, as his inane racist comments about the coming election may make him good only for the direct-to-video low budget market by the time I get my funding for the project from the SCMC.


I can already guess how this would go over on the MDD board. It would involve Droopy, a trebuchet and Juliann shouting, "Take that you English swine!".
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moksha wrote:
Droopy wrote:I'm also planning a sequel, Twelve Angry Mormons Meet Shaft where we'll resurrect the old seventies blackspolitation genre with an anti-Mormon blacks-and-the-priesthood twist.

Samuel L. Jackson is chomping at the bit for the starring role, as his inane racist comments about the coming election may make him good only for the direct-to-video low budget market by the time I get my funding for the project from the SCMC.


I can already guess how this would go over on the MDD board. It would involve Droopy, a trebuchet and Juliann shouting, "Take that you English swine!".


No, I'm tapping Juliann for my remake of Cleopatra Jones, tentatively entitled, Cleopatra Christiansen. The G rating I'm shooting for is going to be, admittedly, a problem, given the genre, but with some good editing and clever camera work, I'm confident I can make it work for some substantial initial orders at the VSDA.
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It's really sad that you are utterly incapable of forming or expressing an original thought, other than what you apparently consider to be zingers that reference pop culture from the 1970's.

But considering your slavish partisanship and your dependence on paternalism to determine what you are supposed to believe, I think that being both a zealous Mormon and a reactionary is a good fit for you.


I don't understand why my business colleague, Samuel L. Bronkowitz, hasn't heard back from you yet on his offer for a starring role in my upcoming blockbuster, Perry Mason Meets Dolemite.
I've got Al Sharpton looking seriously at the old Rudy Ray Moore role, and all I need now is a convincing Mason. True, you're much more of a Johnnie Cochran type than a Masonesque personality, so you may want to wait until I finish my screenplay for O.J. on Gillgan's Island.


Don't pass this opportunity up, Darth.
Nothing is going to startle us more when we pass through the veil to the other side than to realize how well we know our Father [in Heaven] and how familiar his face is to us

- President Ezra Taft Benson


I am so old that I can remember when most of the people promoting race hate were white.

- Thomas Sowell
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