As An Alternative To Supernatural Experiences........

Post by **_Morley** » Mon Mar 19, 2012 3:34 pm

I had a subnatural experience after reading the Book of Mormon. I woke up an hour later.

Post by **_Blixa** » Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:20 pm

When I left for campus today the kitchen sink was over piled with dirty dishes and the garbage and recycling hadn't been taken out.

When I came home all the dishes were washed, put away, the garbage and recycling cleared out AND the kitchen floor had been scrubbed.

AND NO BODY WAS HOME.

Post by **_Fence Sitter** » Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:25 pm

Chap wrote:
moksha wrote: ...

I have experienced Ouija boards spelling out answers in an unknown language.

Think about that, people.

This is one subtle little penguin.

Well my Ouija boards spells out the questions too, and in a different unknown language! He must have an older model.

Oh and I went to a 7-11 today and it was open!!!!

Post by **_Molok** » Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:27 pm

One time a guy cut me off on the highway, so I said a quick imprecatory prayer, and a couple miles down the road he got into a collision. Thanks God of Petty Revenge, you've always been my favorite.

Post by **_schreech** » Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:30 pm

This one time, I couldn't reach my wife by phone and really needed to speak to her about a minor emergency at the house. I thought about how I could get in touch with her or who she might be with and started making calls. I even tried to will her to call me after asking elohim to help out.

I never got in touch with her and she came home 2 hours later, well after the emergency was over. We talked about it then....

Post by **_Morley** » Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:44 pm

I dropped buttered toast on the floor. It landed butter side up.

Post by **_Fence Sitter** » Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:47 pm

Morley wrote:I dropped buttered toast on the floor. It landed butter side up.

Of course you know what that means.

You buttered the wrong side!!!!

Post by **_Aristotle Smith** » Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:56 pm

This morning I had to take a huge dump. I took a religion book in for reading material. A few minutes later I flushed the toilet. I'm sure angels were rejoicing.

_RayAgostini · Post by **_RayAgostini** » Mon Mar 19, 2012 10:11 pm

Last night I dreamed that Michael Shermer became a born-again Christian, and a fanatical door-to-door evangelist. Then I woke up and realised it was only a dream.

Post by **_Hoops** » Mon Mar 19, 2012 10:27 pm

schreech wrote:This one time, I couldn't reach my wife by phone and really needed to speak to her about a minor emergency at the house...

Fill it with scrubbed dishes, pour a smidgen of dishwasher soap into its dedicated reservoir, and turn the knob until you hear a weird noise.

Problem solved.

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