I'm trying to turn gay.
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_Morley
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What a great thread.
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_Fence Sitter
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moksha wrote:1. Go to the Church visitor's center and examine the heroic paintings of Arnold Friberg.
2. Order a platter of cookies and a glass of milk at the Cougareat on the BYU Campus.
3. Register as a Republican at your local County Clerk's office.
These three things should do the trick.
#3 made me Lol. When you register as a Republican you could wonder aloud where the box for "Log Cabin" is.
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_Rambo
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Doctor CamNC4Me wrote:Have you tried watching HGTV, or the Food Network?
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I don't get the food network comment?
Maybe it depends on the food they are cooking...
I would say gay food is.
Sausages
Hot dogs
Bananas
Popsicles
Corn dogs
Burrioto
Fudge
Straight food would be.
Chicken breast
Tacos
Licked cupcake
Bi Food would be.
Buns
Rump Roast
A baked ham
Back to the subject. Maybe you should try a threesome with a girl and a guy. Then you would get use to being around a guy. That's how gay men try to convince striaght men to have sex with them.
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_Doctor CamNC4Me
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Hi Mr. Rambo,
Watch "Chopped" for about six episodes and you'll get it.
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Watch "Chopped" for about six episodes and you'll get it.
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krose wrote:I've heard that prisons and the navy are prime breeding grounds.
The logic goes like this: since women are not available for sex, the lazy and impatient men, who can't wait for when they can be with women again, turn to orifices that are available. Et voilá, yer gay.
Well, if I was in a prison with nothing but female inmates, I promise you that I wouldn't have sex with none of them. Hell no! I'd just enjoy myself in my own little gay way. There is no way in hell I'd screw women in prison just to have sex or release from sexual tension.
I would, however, have lots of sex in prison with men in prison.
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Prison sex sounds unsanitary.
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I wonder what it would be like to touch tongues with bcspace??
OK, just kidding, I think. -- Wait, is bcspace cute?? Hell, I'd go for it if he is. What the hell. I'm going to hell anyways so I might as well take the scenic route. Maybe bcspace will post a pic.
Paul O
OK, just kidding, I think. -- Wait, is bcspace cute?? Hell, I'd go for it if he is. What the hell. I'm going to hell anyways so I might as well take the scenic route. Maybe bcspace will post a pic.
Paul O
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Here Comes The Book of Abraham Part I, II, III
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I've been trying to turn gay the last few week's but haven't been successful.
I think we all know that you really want to turn gay so that hot chick with superior confidence in her abilities can attempt to turn you back. Looks like you're ready:
Machina Sublime
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_Daniel2
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LOVE this thread!!!!
My suggestion?: Try boy scout camp. Many of my gay acquaintances (as well as I, myself) were first initiated into the joys of sexual exploration with a same-sex peer in a tent after the end of the circle jerk, snipe hunt, or "put-out-the-fire-by-peeing-on-it-in-a-cirlce"...
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My suggestion?: Try boy scout camp. Many of my gay acquaintances (as well as I, myself) were first initiated into the joys of sexual exploration with a same-sex peer in a tent after the end of the circle jerk, snipe hunt, or "put-out-the-fire-by-peeing-on-it-in-a-cirlce"...
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_Rambo
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bcspace wrote:
I'm a big Sienfeld fan and my sister got this picture for free from work. She gave it for me for free. I had it up in my living room and I had "The Kramer" up in my kitchen. When people saw it they either thought it was really weird or they thought it was hilarious.