It?????s not sacred when it?????s touching your butt?????

[_Buffalo]

http://www.secretunderpants.com/2010/04 ... your-butt/

This made me LOL. This is a pretty fun site.

[_DarkHelmet]

http://www.secretunderpants.com/2010/04/its-not-sacred-when-its-touching-your-butt/

This made me LOL. This is a pretty fun site.

That's funny. I think every Mormon kid goes through this. Garments were never sacred to me. When I was trying to find socks in the dryer I always accidentally touched my dad's crusty garments.

[_bcspace]

It's not secret. It's esoteric.

[_TrashcanMan79]

es·o·ter·ic
   [es-uh-ter-ik] Show IPA
adjective
1.understood by or meant for only the select few who have special knowledge or interest; recondite: poetry full of esoteric allusions.
2.belonging to the select few.
3.private; secret; confidential.
4.(of a philosophical doctrine or the like) intended to be revealed only to the initiates of a group: the esoteric doctrines of Pythagoras.

[_Buffalo]

It's not secret. It's esoteric.

es·o·ter·ic
   [es-uh-ter-ik] Show IPA
adjective
1.
understood by or meant for only the select few who have special knowledge or interest; recondite: poetry full of esoteric allusions.
2.
belonging to the select few.
3.
private; secret; confidential.
4.
(of a philosophical doctrine or the like) intended to be revealed only to the initiates of a group: the esoteric doctrines of Pythagoras.

[_Buffalo]

es·o·ter·ic
   [es-uh-ter-ik] Show IPA
adjective
1.understood by or meant for only the select few who have special knowledge or interest; recondite: poetry full of esoteric allusions.
2.belonging to the select few.
3.private; secret; confidential.
4.(of a philosophical doctrine or the like) intended to be revealed only to the initiates of a group: the esoteric doctrines of Pythagoras.

Ha! Beat me to it.

[_bcspace]

Yes. But esoteric is more accurately descriptive, hence, the definition is still not secret, it's esoteric.

1.understood by or meant for only the select few who have special knowledge or interest; recondite: poetry full of esoteric allusions.

4.(of a philosophical doctrine or the like) intended to be revealed only to the initiates of a group: the esoteric doctrines of Pythagoras

[_Buffalo]

Yes. But esoteric is more accurately descriptive, hence, the definition is still not secret, it's esoteric.

1.understood by or meant for only the select few who have special knowledge or interest; recondite: poetry full of esoteric allusions.

4.(of a philosophical doctrine or the like) intended to be revealed only to the initiates of a group: the esoteric doctrines of Pythagoras

se·cret
adj \ˈsē-krət\
Definition of SECRET
1
a : kept from knowledge or view : hidden b : marked by the habit of discretion : closemouthed c : working with hidden aims or methods : undercover <a secret agent> d : not acknowledged : unavowed <a secret bride> e : conducted in secret <a secret trial>
2
: remote from human frequentation or notice : secluded
3
: revealed only to the initiated : esoteric
4
: designed to elude observation or detection <a secret panel>
5
: containing information whose unauthorized disclosure could endanger national security — compare confidential, top secret
— se·cret·ly adverb
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[_Kishkumen]

I don't know about you all, but anything that touches my butt is either sacred or it gets cut off. That may actually be the same thing.

[_Tarski]

the skid marks are sacred not secret.

As for me, I prefer colored undies --just in case.