I'm trying to turn gay.

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_DarkHelmet
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Re: I'm trying to turn gay.

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Rambo wrote:
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I'm a big Sienfeld fan and my sister got this picture for free from work. She gave it for me for free. I had it up in my living room and I had "The Kramer" up in my kitchen. When people saw it they either thought it was really weird or they thought it was hilarious.


LOL. People who never watched Seinfeld were probably thinking WTF? but felt awkward asking you about your horrible art.
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Daniel2 wrote:LOVE this thread!!!!

My suggestion?: Try boy scout camp. Many of my gay acquaintances (as well as I, myself) were first initiated into the joys of sexual exploration with a same-sex peer in a tent after the end of the circle jerk, snipe hunt, or "put-out-the-fire-by-peeing-on-it-in-a-cirlce"...

Daniel2


Someone I know remembers having pee contests out the door of the tent to see who could go the farthest. Boys are strange. Oh, and it was also where he was introduced to porn.
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I never saw any penises or had any homoerotic experiences at Boy Scouts, but I'm starting to think I'm the only one. Everyone seems to have had at least one.
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Buffalo wrote:I never saw any penises or had any homoerotic experiences at Boy Scouts, but I'm starting to think I'm the only one. Everyone seems to have had at least one.


I never did, either, but I'm just trying to figure out why none of my attempts to change my lifestyle have worked. I'm out---I'm openly heterosexual---but I still try to put on a front. The general public doesn't seem to mind straight people, as long as they act gay in public.
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Darth J wrote:
Buffalo wrote:I never saw any penises or had any homoerotic experiences at Boy Scouts, but I'm starting to think I'm the only one. Everyone seems to have had at least one.


I never did, either, but I'm just trying to figure out why none of my attempts to change my lifestyle have worked. I'm out---I'm openly heterosexual---but I still try to put on a front. The general public doesn't seem to mind straight people, as long as they act gay in public.


I don't even leave the house without a muscle tee and upturned cuffs on my jeans. What I'd really rather be wearing is my wrinkled Marvel comics shirts and my baggy Levis with the mac & cheese stains.
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DarkHelmet wrote:LOL. People who never watched Seinfeld were probably thinking WTF? but felt awkward asking you about your horrible art.


Yup that's what basically happened. My Dad is bald and some people thought it was him. That's when I decided to take it down. haha
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Dark,

Have you considered hanging around the Santa Monica public restrooms?
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_Kishkumen
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So, are you gay yet?

Just looking for an update. We have this handsome feller named Shulem who might be interested.
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If you are a heterosexual, why in the world would you want to become a homosexual???
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Brackite wrote:If you are a heterosexual, why in the world would you want to become a homosexual???


Not that there's anything wrong with it... right? Right?
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