They No Longer Believe You Will Get Your Own Planet Anymore?

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_Brackite
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Re: They No Longer Believe You Will Get Your Own Planet Anym

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Nope..... There are teachings and then there are doctrines. Not all teachings are doctrines.
It always fascinates me how the wicked cannot understand basic logic and fact.


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Re: They No Longer Believe You Will Get Your Own Planet Anym

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Brackite wrote:
Nope..... There are teachings and then there are doctrines. Not all teachings are doctrines.
It always fascinates me how the wicked cannot understand basic logic and fact.


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Re: They No Longer Believe You Will Get Your Own Planet Anym

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ldsfaqs wrote:
Nope..... There are teachings and then there are doctrines.


And it really doesn't matter which is which because they are both easily dis-proven by logic and reason.
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Re: They No Longer Believe You Will Get Your Own Planet Anym

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Infymus wrote:...

Oh, snap! Even bcspace might consider asking for a refund of his tithing if he can't be lord and master over all the people on his own planet.
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Re: They No Longer Believe You Will Get Your Own Planet Anym

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There are no doctrines in Mormonism. There are only teachings, which can be denied or reinstated at any given moment. It all depends on how much tithing you pay and who you are related to and .....and....
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Re: They No Longer Believe You Will Get Your Own Planet Anym

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MCB wrote:There are no doctrines in Mormonism. There are only [bureaucrats], which [must not] be denied ... . It all depends on how much tithing you pay and who you are related to and .....and....

From my perspective, these changes make your statement, MCB, a bit more on target.
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Re: They No Longer Believe You Will Get Your Own Planet Anym

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:lol: Thank you for the correction. The picture is getting much clearer.
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Re: They No Longer Believe You Will Get Your Own Planet Anym

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So are the temple ceremonies doctrine or teachings? And since they've changed twice now since 2005, were the original teachings/doctrines spoken by men and not by God?

So when some Prophet said that everyone had to wear a poncho - and be naked - and have their naked bodies touched - he must have been speaking as a man. And for decades, Mormons had to get naked and have their naked bodies touched. Mitt Romney got naked in a Mormon temple, put on a sheet with a hole in the center, and had his body touched.

But tsk tsk, no more creepy naked touching. God was bowling or something, looked down at his Earth he may or may not have created, or may or may not have had created for him - saw naked touching, and said what the hell - and had it changed. Full body jumpsuits for everyone! Hooray!
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