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Mark Beesley wrote:
You be sure and tell the Lord that when you are standing before Him on Judgment Day. You're gonna tell the Creator and Heaven and Earth, it's none of your business what I did in my bedroom? You might want to spend some time with King Benjamin in the Book of Mosiah.


What kind of pervert God makes my bedroom his business?
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Must....preserve....this quote.....for posterity........

DarkScythe wrote: If there is life in the universe, their appearance is an unknown and so is their culture and spiritual needs. So There will be a gospel tailored to them. For All are God's children regardless how they look.

For the Essence of God is Intelligence. Like us, Our cousins in the universe will be intelligent. One of my several opinions, that there is a possible Cathar species(a feline humanoid race from star wars) in the Universe. Remember the Person with the Lions head in heaven praising God. I do believe that his race is both symbolic and an older humanoid race.

http://www.mormondialogue.org/topic/573 ... 1209107144


He's talking about her: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Juhani

IT WAS PRETEND! IT'S NOT REAL! THE GAME DEVELOPERS MADE IT UP! IT WAS AN XBOX GAME, NOT A REVELATION FROM GOD!!!!!!
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Darth J wrote:Must....preserve....this quote.....for posterity........

DarkScythe wrote: If there is life in the universe, their appearance is an unknown and so is their culture and spiritual needs. So There will be a gospel tailored to them. For All are God's children regardless how they look.

For the Essence of God is Intelligence. Like us, Our cousins in the universe will be intelligent. One of my several opinions, that there is a possible Cathar species(a feline humanoid race from star wars) in the Universe. Remember the Person with the Lions head in heaven praising God. I do believe that his race is both symbolic and an older humanoid race.

http://www.mormondialogue.org/topic/573 ... 1209107144


He's talking about her: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Juhani

IT WAS PRETEND! IT'S NOT REAL! THE GAME DEVELOPERS MADE IT UP! IT WAS AN XBOX GAME, NOT A REVELATION FROM GOD!!!!!!

Wait! You mean your name isn't REALLY Darth? You don't have the Force? We aren't in a galaxy far far away?? :eek:
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liz3564 wrote:Wait! You mean your name isn't REALLY Darth? You don't have the Force? We aren't in a galaxy far far away?? :eek:


Okay, okay.....

See, the Star Wars movies are about a fallen righteous person who became an agent of evil, and there was this big civil war, right? And it was supposed to be a long time ago, far away in space, right?

So one of my theories is that Star Wars is essentially a documentary about the War in Heaven.

Because we all need to have theories about the Gospel........
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I, personally, wouldn't attend a gay wedding, not just because I view those weddings as morally objectionable, but also because I don't look good in pastels.

I can respect that others of my faith may see it differently, and since attendance at such weddings is entirely irrelevant to the attendee fulfilling the 4-fold mission of the church, I don't see why it would be factored into church standing. Certainly, I have seen no indication that it is--any more than taking someone to get an abortion.

Thanks, -Wade Englund-

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Darth J wrote:Must....preserve....this quote.....for posterity........
DarkScythe wrote: If there is life in the universe, their appearance is an unknown and so is their culture and spiritual needs. So There will be a gospel tailored to them. For All are God's children regardless how they look.

For the Essence of God is Intelligence. Like us, Our cousins in the universe will be intelligent.
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http://www.mormondialogue.org/topic/573 ... 1209107144

...juhani...

Please read "The Streets of Ashkelon" of Harry Harrison.

It is a novel about "natives, simple and unlettered Stone Age types that they are, have managed to come this far with no superstitions or traces of deism whatsoever.".
who
"... have thunder, trees and water without having thunder-gods, tree sprites, or water nymphs. They have no ugly little gods, taboos, or spells to hag-ride and limit their lives. They are the only primitive people I have ever encountered that are completely free of superstition and appear to be much happier and sane because of it."

You can read the plot here.
There is a conflict of "trader Garth", "father Mark" and the "weskers".

You can download it from http://www.pdfdocspace.com/docs/73063/h ... years.html, the first novel of 50.
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Pahoran wrote: The internet, as others have noted, is a two-edged sword. It gives every crank a soap box and every demagogue a bully pulpit. It flatters short attention spans, and so lends itself to tabloidesque sensationalism and the dissemination of sound-bites that distort rather than inform.

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Darth J wrote:
DarkScythe wrote: Remember the Person with the Lions head in heaven praising God. I do believe that his race is both symbolic and an older humanoid race.

http://www.mormondialogue.org/topic/573 ... 1209107144


He's talking about her: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Juhani

IT WAS PRETEND! IT'S NOT REAL! THE GAME DEVELOPERS MADE IT UP! IT WAS AN XBOX GAME, NOT A REVELATION FROM GOD!!!!!!


Are you saying we will never have the pleasure of meeting this lady from Star Trek?

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wenglund wrote:Comparing sexually defiling of children with sexually defying of homosexuals = Success

Thanks, -Wade Englund-



wenglund wrote:Geez, lost, do you want to be remembered as the person who twisted my comments beyond recognition? My comments were confined to "sexual defilement," and said nothing about lifestyles and ruthlessness. Sexual defilement is sexual defilement, just as sin is sin. What about this don't you get?

Thanks, -Wade Englund-



http://www.mormondialogue.org/topic/574 ... el-at-byu/

Consenting adults having sex is the same as child rape? The self-loathing has turned Wade into a very ugly person.
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Hades wrote:
Mark Beesley wrote:
You be sure and tell the Lord that when you are standing before Him on Judgment Day. You're gonna tell the Creator and Heaven and Earth, it's none of your business what I did in my bedroom? You might want to spend some time with King Benjamin in the Book of Mosiah.


What kind of pervert God makes my bedroom his business?


God and his angels are the ultimate voyeurs. You think it creepy when bishops ask teens about their little factories, or SP want to know what color of panties were involved, what positions were employed, etc etc...... Well it has nothing on invisible beings watching your intimate moments in all their invisible omnipresence.
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