Mormon Dialouge - Moderation Undefined

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Buffalo wrote:I'm sorry, but I don't have the unbalanced chemical composition in my brain necessary to see visions. "Feelings" are all I'm capable of experiencing of the divine, without external pharmaceutical assistance.
Yes, I know. You don't believe anyone has seen God and don't believe anyone else that says it is possible (whether it be the accounts in the sciptures or otherwise).
"You lack vision, but I see a place where people get on and off the freeway. On and off, off and on all day, all night.... Tire salons, automobile dealerships and wonderful, wonderful billboards reaching as far as the eye can see. My God, it'll be beautiful." -- Judge Doom
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Tobin wrote:
Buffalo wrote:I'm sorry, but I don't have the unbalanced chemical composition in my brain necessary to see visions. "Feelings" are all I'm capable of experiencing of the divine, without external pharmaceutical assistance.
Yes, I know. You don't believe anyone has seen God and don't believe anyone else that says it is possible (whether it be the accounts in the sciptures or otherwise).


I'm totally willing to believe you. Next time stream it live via webcam so we can all see what you're seeing.
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Buffalo wrote:I'm totally willing to believe you. Next time stream it live via webcam so we can all see what you're seeing.
I suspect the next time I see God, you'll see God as well Buffalo. That should be interesting.
"You lack vision, but I see a place where people get on and off the freeway. On and off, off and on all day, all night.... Tire salons, automobile dealerships and wonderful, wonderful billboards reaching as far as the eye can see. My God, it'll be beautiful." -- Judge Doom
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Tobin wrote:
Buffalo wrote:I'm totally willing to believe you. Next time stream it live via webcam so we can all see what you're seeing.
I suspect the next time I see God, you'll see God as well Buffalo. That should be interesting.


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Tobin wrote:
Buffalo wrote:I'm totally willing to believe you. Next time stream it live via webcam so we can all see what you're seeing.
I suspect the next time I see God, you'll see God as well Buffalo. That should be interesting.


I'd be willing to help the process along with some Peyote. Wanna share?
Parley P. Pratt wrote:We must lie to support brother Joseph, it is our duty to do so.

B.R. McConkie, © Intellectual Reserve wrote:There are those who say that revealed religion and organic evolution can be harmonized. This is both false and devilish.
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Buffalo wrote:I'd be willing to help the process along with some Peyote. Wanna share?
I've had plenty of peyote. It just gives me the munchies.
"You lack vision, but I see a place where people get on and off the freeway. On and off, off and on all day, all night.... Tire salons, automobile dealerships and wonderful, wonderful billboards reaching as far as the eye can see. My God, it'll be beautiful." -- Judge Doom
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Tobin wrote:
Buffalo wrote:I'd be willing to help the process along with some Peyote. Wanna share?
I've had plenty of peyote. It just gives me the munchies.


How about LSD? Have you tried that?
Parley P. Pratt wrote:We must lie to support brother Joseph, it is our duty to do so.

B.R. McConkie, © Intellectual Reserve wrote:There are those who say that revealed religion and organic evolution can be harmonized. This is both false and devilish.
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That seems unfair, seeing as how Wade basically called all gay people pedophiles.


That actual figure, If I recall correctly, is that 30-35% of pedo crimes are homosexual.
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Buffalo wrote:How about LSD? Have you tried that?
I've had enough LDS to last two-lifetimes.
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The moderation there is defined about as well as Church doctrine.


I dunno, Church doctrine is defined rather well. It's just that, like this board, some of them have pet theories that are in conflict with doctrine and so they must by definition reject the Church's systematic doctrine in order to survive.
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