Unholy and Impure Mormon Mouths?

[_Drifting]

Sometimes vomit comes out of mouths. Vomiting is a sacred use of the mouth.

Sometimes, when I sneeze real hard by surprise, a sacred mist appears...

[_Carton]

Beesley is not a troll. He's a long-time poster there. Is/was a "pundit" and one of the mod favorites.

[_just me]

Sometimes vomit comes out of mouths. Vomiting is a sacred use of the mouth.

Sometimes, when I sneeze real hard by surprise, a sacred mist appears...

Haha! I am just glad that all these body fluids are not defiling. NO! It is certain portions of skin that defile us. LMAO

[_Drifting]

Beesley is not a troll. He's a long-time poster there. Is/was a "pundit" and one of the mod favorites.

But he's probably not that great in the sack...

[_just me]

Beesley is not a troll. He's a long-time poster there. Is/was a "pundit" and one of the mod favorites.

But he's probably not that great in the sack...

Only sex maniacs and perverts care about sexual fulfillment. Everyone knows that.

[_Drifting]

Only sex maniacs and perverts care about sexual fulfillment. Everyone knows that.

"guilty, your honour..."

[_Carton]

Sexual preferences are personal, and I'm certainly not suggesting that EVERYONE must like oral sex or whatever. But to me Beesley's comments demonstrate a disturbing abhorence for the beauty and perfection of our bodies, which, according to Mormon beliefs, are patterned after God's body (male and female).

How could someone who supposedly believes our bodies are holy, etc., be so disgusted by his or her own body? At least that's how it comes across to me.

The female clitoris has only one function: to give pleasure. And yet (apparently) Beesley (and those who think like him) consider his own wife's genitalia "unholy and impure". How sad-----particularly for this poor man's wife! It makes one wonder if Mrs. B shares Mr. B's disgust for such "unholy and impure" things?

[_Drifting]

Sexual preferences are personal, and I'm certainly not suggesting that EVERYONE must like oral sex or whatever. But to me Beesley's comments demonstrate a disturbing abhorence for the beauty and perfection of our bodies, which, according to Mormon beliefs, are patterned after God's body (male and female).

How could someone who supposedly believes our bodies are holy, etc., be so disgusted by his or her own body? At least that's how it comes across to me.

The female clitoris has only one function: to give pleasure. And yet (apparently) Beesley (and those who think like him) consider his own wife's genitalia "unholy and impure". How sad-----particularly for this poor man's wife! It makes one wonder if Mrs. B shares Mr. B's disgust for such "unholy and impure" things?

I'm suspecting that Mr B thinks Mrs B shouldn't be unclothed during their brief annual period of awkward and uncomfortable touching.

[_Carton]

Only sex maniacs and perverts care about sexual fulfillment. Everyone knows that.

In defense of the church, I don't believe Beesley is a true reflection of what is taught. At least not for a long time now. We (my wife and I) have never had a bishop or SP who tried to govern what we do in the bedroom.

I wonder how old this Beesley guy is? Maybe he's one of the people who got married back in the early 80s when the infamous "letter" came out.

By the way, who would ask a bishop or SP about such things? I sure wouldn't. It never would have occurred to me to ask about something like that.

[_DarkHelmet]

By the way, who would ask a bishop or SP about such things? I sure wouldn't. It never would have occurred to me to ask about something like that.

I assume most bishops today don't want to be asked about such things. "Hey bishop, do you mind if my wife gives me a blow job?" I think most bishops (even the nazi bishops) don't want those types of awkward questions.