Holland declares Book of Abraham was TRANSLATED

[_Shulem]

It's a personal attack. Perhaps, Dr. Shades will disagree with you.

And perhaps you'll agree with the Explanations of Facsimile No. 3 offered by your ignorant founding prophet, Joe Smith. You are aware he said some pretty stupid stuff and made a mockery of the Egyptian religion?



Joe Smith was a liar and ignorant of all things Egyptian.

Now, bear your testimony, boy. Flatter me with your lying words. Bear testimony to me that you know the Explanations of Facsimile No. 3 are true and the word of god. Or, shut up.



Paul O
PS. I'm the devil.

[_gdemetz]

Yea, I know they are true!

[_gdemetz]

Are you really the devil? You act like it!

[_Shulem]

Yea, I know they are true!

Then since you know the ancient Egyptian language was real you are welcome to tell me the name of the king in the writing and demonstrate where the name Shulem is written and why Joseph Smith called a major god of Egypt a slave. You're certainly welcome to take on the task that your prophets, seers, and revelators are unwilling and unable to do. Are you up to that, boy? Are you a better man than your lying prophets?

I'll roast you a new one. Tell me the name of the king.

I'm mocking your prophets and your Joseph Smith translations. They are false.



Paul O

[_Shulem]

Are you really the devil? You act like it!

Come to me sweet Satan. I want the devil to inspire me! I want the devil to rule the world and end the Christian religion once and for all.

There. You satisfied?



Paul O

[_Shulem]

I will once again become a god on Mormon Discussions after posting 7 more times.

Maybe my name is written in Facsimile No. 3 and Joe Smith failed to mention it? Indeed, I'm mocking the Explanations of Facsimile No. 3 and am firmly stating that LDS scripture is a lie.

Prove me wrong. I dare you. I'm shaking in my boots. I'm soooooo scared!!



Paul O

[_gdemetz]

Sorry, but I came here for POLITE, INTELLIGENT discussion!

[_Shulem]

Sorry, but I came here for POLITE, INTELLIGENT discussion!

INTELLIGENT, you are not. I feel sorry for you.

And, in one more post, I'll be a god again!

Paul O

[_ludwigm]

Sorry, but I came here for POLITE, INTELLIGENT discussion!

INTELLIGENT, you are not. I feel sorry for you.
And, in one more post, I'll be a god again!
Paul O

[_Themis]

Yea, I know they are true!

Most of us have been in the church long enough to understand what people mean when they say they know the church is true.