Do Mormons believe God literaly had sex with Mary?

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Do Mormons believe God literaly had sex with Mary?

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Quotes from another thread...

gdemetz wrote: wrote:
I want to correct something I stated on my previous post. I shouldn't have stated that Joseph Smith copied an incorrect statement, it's just misleading ststement. Actually, it is correct to state a "virgin conceived" because conceived means to become pregnant. However, only in fairy tales can a virgin become pregnant without sex. That would be in violation of natural law, and as James Talmadge states in "Jesus the Christ," that was not in violation of natural law. In fact, as I previously stated, this is what many prophets and apostles have taught!



This would have been an interesting question for the BBC to put to Holland and also for President Newsroom to answer in 'Mormonism 101'.

Do Mormons believe God himself literally had sexual intercourse with Joseph's wife Mary in order to produce the offspring known as Jesus Christ?

Do you think they would have said "Yes. Yes we do."?
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When God was doing his "O" face(e.g. climaxing) do you think he said "oh me! oh my ME!"


Since Mormon theology teaches that God has a perfected body, I am sure Mary was getting off on that.
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I recall when I was serving my mission in Peru, and we asked the Mission President if God "overshadowing" Mary meant he had sex with her or not... BECAUSE the local Evangelicals were pinging on that like crazy.

The Mission President straight up said God had sex with Mary. He acted like we were crazy for not understanding that.

So.

From that point forward I taught that God screwed Mary.

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Mormon's believe whatever United Methodists believe.

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Technically, originally the doctrine was that Adam (our God) boinked Mary.
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So a resurrected body has no blood, but it does have semen? That's weird.
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Polygamy-Porter wrote:When God was doing his "O" face(e.g. climaxing) do you think he said "oh me! oh my ME!"

P-P: that is a truly great post.
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Hades wrote:So a resurrected body has no blood, but it does have semen? That's weird.


Actually semen replaces all the blood. That's the life-giving substance spoken of by Elder Packer, and that's what allows resurrected bodies to live forever.
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Buffalo wrote:Technically, originally the doctrine was that Adam (our God) boinked Mary.

So Mormons do not believe in a virgin birth of Jesus, right? He was sired in the same 'dirty' way the rest of us were, right?
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Mormons think elohim or adam or the 'god of the week' is a male, right?

So why would a male that has the ability to impregnate through copulation choose artificial insemination via the Unembodied One?

If the Mormon god, whomever that may be, didn't have Biblical 'knowledge' of Mary, why would it be that exalted Mormons will need their genitalia in the CK? If they reproduce without it, maybe it will be the CK achievers that will be the eternal smoothies.
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