Happy Horny Holy Joe Organization Day

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_The Mighty Builder
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Happy Horny Holy Joe Organization Day

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182 years ago today, Horny Holy Joe began his quest to have sexual intercourse with underage teenage girls in the disguise of a religion.
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Re: Happy Horny Holy Joe Organization Day

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The Mighty Builder wrote:182 years ago today, Horny Holy Joe began his quest to have sexual intercourse with underage teenage girls in the disguise of a religion.

Happy HHJ Day to you too, The Mighty Builder!
_zeezrom
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I'm not convinced the term horny is accurate.

Megalomania?
Oh for shame, how the mortals put the blame on us gods, for they say evils come from us, but it is they, rather, who by their own recklessness win sorrow beyond what is given... Zeus (1178 BC)

The Holy Sacrament.
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Re: Happy Horny Holy Joe Organization Day

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The Mighty Builder wrote:182 years ago today, Horny Holy Joe began his quest to have sexual intercourse with underage teenage girls in the disguise of a religion.

... and redefined Christ's birthday. As stupid literalists evaluate stupid words of stupid people - see my signature.
Yes, see my stupid signature...

We can say, this is The Church Of Redefined Words And Events.

Elder Bruce R. McConkie amplified that idea: “Apparently Christ was born on the day corresponding to April 6" (see D&C 20:1 " The rise of the Church of Christ in these last days, being one thousand eight hundred and thirty years since the coming of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ in the flesh...")
- Whenever a poet or preacher, chief or wizard spouts gibberish, the human race spends centuries deciphering the message. - Umberto Eco
- To assert that the earth revolves around the sun is as erroneous as to claim that Jesus was not born of a virgin. - Cardinal Bellarmine at the trial of Galilei
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