If we will all have "perfected bodies" in the CK,

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If we will all have "perfected bodies" in the CK,

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Mormon theology states that we will all have perfect bodies in heaven.

It also states that the most righteous men will have more than one wife, and some of the current living apostles already have 2-3 wives lined up.

If all of our wives will be perfect, I wonder if we won't have a favorite?

Then again, perhaps one will know more tricks in the bedroom?

I wonder what a perfect female body in heaven would look like...
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Celestial bodies are not Mortal bodies.....

Celestial bodies transcend time, space, etc. Out there, they are not exactly the same as on earth, they are spirit bodies, they are light, they are the mastery of matter and spirit as one, refined and perfected.
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ldsfaqs wrote:Celestial bodies are not Mortal bodies.....

Celestial bodies transcend time, space, etc. Out there, they are not exactly the same as on earth, they are spirit bodies, they are light, they are the mastery of matter and spirit as one, refined and perfected.

Doesn't sound like the sex will be any good.
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ldsfaqs wrote:Celestial bodies are not Mortal bodies.....

Celestial bodies transcend time, space, etc. Out there, they are not exactly the same as on earth, they are spirit bodies, they are light, they are the mastery of matter and spirit as one, refined and perfected.

And you know this......how,..........exactly?

I agree that you can call them a spirit as Joseph said we are a spirit from age to age. But the mastery of matter and spirit as one??? What's that? Moroni seemed more ordinary that this.
Did Joseph ever test Moroni, shake his hand, to see if he were a mere spirit or resurrected?
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sock puppet wrote:
ldsfaqs wrote:Celestial bodies are not Mortal bodies.....

Celestial bodies transcend time, space, etc. Out there, they are not exactly the same as on earth, they are spirit bodies, they are light, they are the mastery of matter and spirit as one, refined and perfected.

Doesn't sound like the sex will be any good.

Adam seemed to be alright with it to the tune of about 10 billions or more.
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Polygamy-Porter wrote:Mormon theology states that we will all have perfect bodies in heaven.

It also states that the most righteous men will have more than one wife, and some of the current living apostles already have 2-3 wives lined up.

If all of our wives will be perfect, I wonder if we won't have a favorite?

Then again, perhaps one will know more tricks in the bedroom?

I wonder what a perfect female body in heaven would look like...


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ldsfaqs wrote:Celestial bodies are not Mortal bodies.....

Celestial bodies transcend time, space, etc. Out there, they are not exactly the same as on earth, they are spirit bodies, they are light, they are the mastery of matter and spirit as one, refined and perfected.


And you can support that speculation with LDS references I assume?
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Polygamy-Porter wrote:Mormon theology states that we will all have perfect bodies in heaven.

It also states that the most righteous men will have more than one wife, and some of the current living apostles already have 2-3 wives lined up.

If all of our wives will be perfect, I wonder if we won't have a favorite?

Then again, perhaps one will know more tricks in the bedroom?

I wonder what a perfect female body in heaven would look like...


"I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world, life in plastic, it's fantastic!"

Problem is that Joseph Smith stands at the gates of the Celestial Kingdom. You can't get in without his approval. So he might just be looking to steal your wife, your sister, your daughter, your aunt...

Mormon heaven cracks me up. I've never liked the POS(tm)(c)(r) and the whole three degrees of glory.

Someone should ask Romney more about kooky Mormon beliefs. Romney, do you believe that there are THREE heavens?

Celestial bodies transcend time, space, etc. Out there, they are not exactly the same as on earth, they are spirit bodies, they are light, they are the mastery of matter and spirit as one, refined and perfected.


Far out, man.
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Then again, perhaps one will know more tricks in the bedroom?


Here you go. I found your Celestial fantasy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8lrfRwNlfs
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Re: If we will all have "perfected bodies" in the CK,

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bcspace wrote:
Then again, perhaps one will know more tricks in the bedroom?


Here you go. I found your Celestial fantasy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8lrfRwNlfs

LOL!

Hate the movie, but that is a funny scene! :lol:
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