Polygamy-Porter wrote:Mormon theology states that we will all have perfect bodies in heaven.
It also states that the most righteous men will have more than one wife, and some of the current living apostles already have 2-3 wives lined up.
If all of our wives will be perfect, I wonder if we won't have a favorite?
Then again, perhaps one will know more tricks in the bedroom?
I wonder what a perfect female body in heaven would look like...
I hope my body doesn't change, I really like it.
I've already told my wife that I love her more than I love God so if He commands polygamy she and I are out of there. Strangely, she admitted that if it was a CK requirement she would be prepared to live Polygamy, even if that meant me producing offspring with multiple wives.
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Polygamy-Porter wrote:Mormon theology states that we will all have perfect bodies in heaven.
It also states that the most righteous men will have more than one wife, and some of the current living apostles already have 2-3 wives lined up.
If all of our wives will be perfect, I wonder if we won't have a favorite?
Then again, perhaps one will know more tricks in the bedroom?
I wonder what a perfect female body in heaven would look like...
I hope my body doesn't change, I really like it.
I've already told my wife that I love her more than I love God so if He commands polygamy she and I are out of there. Strangely, she admitted that if it was a CK requirement she would be prepared to live Polygamy, even if that meant me producing offspring with multiple wives.
Hmmm...maybe it's a safety thing. I wonder if she would feel the same way if you came back saying you had changed your mind. You had your eye on an 18 year old in your ward that you think would fit into your Celestial family quite nicely.
I will finally have abs and huge guns that I kiss.
Oh for shame, how the mortals put the blame on us gods, for they say evils come from us, but it is they, rather, who by their own recklessness win sorrow beyond what is given... Zeus (1178 BC)
Hmmm...maybe it's a safety thing. I wonder if she would feel the same way if you came back saying you had changed your mind. You had your eye on an 18 year old in your ward that you think would fit into your Celestial family quite nicely.
Perhaps we will look like whatever we want others to see. Seasoned and wise in council when delivering the ten commandments, and when pouring fire and brimstone on Sodom, young and nubile in the bedroom (for most people). PP will prefer his women to sprout tentacles but that's assuming he even makes it there.
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Oh for shame, how the mortals put the blame on us gods, for they say evils come from us, but it is they, rather, who by their own recklessness win sorrow beyond what is given... Zeus (1178 BC)
Oh for shame, how the mortals put the blame on us gods, for they say evils come from us, but it is they, rather, who by their own recklessness win sorrow beyond what is given... Zeus (1178 BC)
Nightlion wrote:Did Joseph ever test Moroni, shake his hand, to see if he were a mere spirit or resurrected?
Or the devil?
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