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As for me and my house, we will serve Atheismo.
The All-Powerful Atheismo vs Flying Spaghetti Monster
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The All-Powerful Atheismo vs Flying Spaghetti Monster
Co-religious atheists of MDD, which is your aGod of choice?
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As for me and my house, we will serve Atheismo.
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As for me and my house, we will serve Atheismo.
Parley P. Pratt wrote:We must lie to support brother Joseph, it is our duty to do so.
B.R. McConkie, © Intellectual Reserve wrote:There are those who say that revealed religion and organic evolution can be harmonized. This is both false and devilish.
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Re: The All-Powerful Atheismo vs Flying Spaghetti Monster
One day a couple of years from now, in the eastern half of the universe and a long time ago, a couple of alien life forces was thinking out loud to itself....Those dopey droolin Hawking huggers, always trying to figure out cause and effect, when they can't even figure out who's doing the figuring
This is for entertainment purposes only. I have no intention of trying to defend this.
This is for entertainment purposes only. I have no intention of trying to defend this.
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Re: The All-Powerful Atheismo vs Flying Spaghetti Monster
Cthulhu
"A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows." - Samuel Clemens
The name of the "king" in Facsimile No. 3 of the Book of Abraham is Isis. Yes...that is her name.
The name of the "king" in Facsimile No. 3 of the Book of Abraham is Isis. Yes...that is her name.
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Machina Sublime
Satan's Plan Deconstructed.
Your Best Resource On Joseph Smith's Polygamy.
Conservatism is the Gospel of Christ and the Plan of Salvation in Action.
The Degeneracy Of Progressivism.
Satan's Plan Deconstructed.
Your Best Resource On Joseph Smith's Polygamy.
Conservatism is the Gospel of Christ and the Plan of Salvation in Action.
The Degeneracy Of Progressivism.
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Re: The All-Powerful Atheismo vs Flying Spaghetti Monster
Parley P. Pratt wrote:We must lie to support brother Joseph, it is our duty to do so.
B.R. McConkie, © Intellectual Reserve wrote:There are those who say that revealed religion and organic evolution can be harmonized. This is both false and devilish.
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Re: The All-Powerful Atheismo vs Flying Spaghetti Monster
Yes, we've all seen it before, but it's still a classic...
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Re: The All-Powerful Atheismo vs Flying Spaghetti Monster
Atheists already woke up.
And promptly took the blue pill.
Machina Sublime
Satan's Plan Deconstructed.
Your Best Resource On Joseph Smith's Polygamy.
Conservatism is the Gospel of Christ and the Plan of Salvation in Action.
The Degeneracy Of Progressivism.
Satan's Plan Deconstructed.
Your Best Resource On Joseph Smith's Polygamy.
Conservatism is the Gospel of Christ and the Plan of Salvation in Action.
The Degeneracy Of Progressivism.
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Re: The All-Powerful Atheismo vs Flying Spaghetti Monster
bcspace wrote:And promptly took the blue pill.
Viagra?
"A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows." - Samuel Clemens
The name of the "king" in Facsimile No. 3 of the Book of Abraham is Isis. Yes...that is her name.
The name of the "king" in Facsimile No. 3 of the Book of Abraham is Isis. Yes...that is her name.
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Re: The All-Powerful Atheismo vs Flying Spaghetti Monster
bcspace wrote:Atheists already woke up.
And promptly took the blue pill.
You think that an invisible, immortal, polygamous hairless ape rules the universe with an iron fist. You believe that your consciousness will survive the death of the source of your consciousness - your brain. And atheists took the blue pill?
Parley P. Pratt wrote:We must lie to support brother Joseph, it is our duty to do so.
B.R. McConkie, © Intellectual Reserve wrote:There are those who say that revealed religion and organic evolution can be harmonized. This is both false and devilish.
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And promptly took the blue pill.
You think that an invisible, immortal, polygamous hairless ape rules the universe with an iron fist.
No.
You believe that your consciousness will survive the death of the source of your consciousness - your brain.
No.
And atheists took the blue pill?
They couldn't see beyond the hookups in their pods.
And promptly took the blue pill.Viagra?
Red pill and Blue pill
Machina Sublime
Satan's Plan Deconstructed.
Your Best Resource On Joseph Smith's Polygamy.
Conservatism is the Gospel of Christ and the Plan of Salvation in Action.
The Degeneracy Of Progressivism.
Satan's Plan Deconstructed.
Your Best Resource On Joseph Smith's Polygamy.
Conservatism is the Gospel of Christ and the Plan of Salvation in Action.
The Degeneracy Of Progressivism.