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zeezrom wrote:
Blixa wrote:Image

I think this one takes the cake.


I concur.
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I realize this is not exactly on topic but I though it was an interesting depiction nonetheless.

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quark. NO.
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I feel kind of bad for asking this but a guy's gotta know. What did Jesus do when... [snip]

never mind. I can't do it! I'll try to build up the courage to ask later. Maybe a bike ride home and some pullups will help.
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*dies from curiosity*
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Out of time! Have to fix the hot tub!

Anyway, what did Jesus do when he became sexually aroused. I don't mean this to be silly (as I often am). He was a man so I just wonder what he would have done. Repressed his feelings? Acted on them in some way? Felt inspired to write someone a poem? Bathed on the roof knowing Mary M. might see? What?
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zeezrom wrote:Out of time! Have to fix the hot tub!

Anyway, what did Jesus do when he became sexually aroused. I don't mean this to be silly (as I often am). He was a man so I just wonder what he would have done. Repressed his feelings? Acted on them in some way? Felt inspired to write someone a poem? Bathed on the roof knowing Mary M. might see? What?


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zeezrom wrote:
Blixa wrote:Image

I think this one takes the cake.

The beef cake?
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zeezrom wrote:what did Jesus do when he became sexually aroused?



He probably concentrated on writing a speech on "little factories" for future use by Boyd K Packer.
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Tator wrote:
zeezrom wrote:what did Jesus do when he became sexually aroused?



He probably concentrated on writing a speech on "little factories" for future use by Boyd K Packer.


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