The Shocking Truth Revealed

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Re: The Shocking Truth Revealed

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Kishkumen wrote:Daniel Peterson is... on... a paid tour for which he has been hired as a guide.

Creep.

Exploiter of the Widow's Mite.

How dare he take a job to show tourists the history of ancient Israel and the Roman Empire!

For shame.

I'm jealous!

By the way, isn't this the tour that our own Everybody Wang Chung was scheduled to go on too? If so, I hope he blogs about it as much as Peterson is.
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Re: The Shocking Truth Revealed

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Some people need to be worshipped and DCP needs it.
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Re: The Shocking Truth Revealed

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3sheets2thewind wrote:Some people need to be worshipped and DCP needs it.

He gets it too. But apparently it's never enough.
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Re: The Shocking Truth Revealed

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Carton wrote:
3sheets2thewind wrote:Some people need to be worshipped and DCP needs it.

He gets it too. But apparently it's never enough.


I just sacrificed a jelly doughnut to Dr. Peterson. While the physical doughnut went into my belly, the ineffable spiritual doughnutness wafted to Dr. Peterson.

My stomach gurgled afterwards. I took that as a sign that my offering was accepted. :cool:
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Re: The Shocking Truth Revealed

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Hold on a sec.

Here is a guy with a career built on LDS related trivia. What do you expect? How else can he make a living? I certainly would not want my husband/father flipping burgers to ride some conceived higher law of the widow's mite.

I would guess the folks who sign up for this trip would pay the full bill. I doubt LDS Inc has anything to do with it.

In conclusion, since the church and its members support the creation of DCP-type careers in the first place, they must also be entitled to support them with the tithe-tax or whatever means necessary. I fully support the idea of funding DCP-type careers so long as I am not a full tithe payer.
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Re: The Shocking Truth Revealed

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3sheets2thewind wrote:Some people need to be worshipped and DCP needs it.

DCP just can't wait until judgment day and elohim gives him his own world to populate with sycophantic spirit children.
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Re: The Shocking Truth Revealed

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3sheets2thewind wrote:Some people need to be worshipped and DCP needs it.
Carton wrote:He gets it too. But apparently it's never enough.


Buffalo wrote:I just sacrificed a jelly doughnut to Dr. Peterson. While the physical doughnut went into my belly, the ineffable spiritual doughnutness wafted to Dr. Peterson.

My stomach gurgled afterwards. I took that as a sign that my offering was accepted. :cool:

You know, I pay tithing too. I put that money into a BMW, and to save the GAs the trouble, I drive that BMW so they don't have to.
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Re: The Shocking Truth Revealed

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zeezrom wrote:Hold on a sec.

Here is a guy with a career built on LDS related trivia. What do you expect? How else can he make a living? I certainly would not want my husband/father flipping burgers to ride some conceived higher law of the widow's mite.

I would guess the folks who sign up for this trip would pay the full bill. I doubt LDS Inc has anything to do with it.

In conclusion, since the church and its members support the creation of DCP-type careers in the first place, they must also be entitled to support them with the tithe-tax or whatever means necessary. I fully support the idea of funding DCP-type careers so long as I am not a full tithe payer.

This is the cruise that, If I recall correctly, Bishop Wang Chung's wife gave to him for Christmas or Father's Day or something like that. So Bishop Wang Chung's wife is the one forking over part of the mites for Peterson's first-class Professor's Suite. Probably got an extra-large jacuzzi for his head.

The question is: does Peterson have to take BYU vacation days for this jaunt around the world? Or is he "double-dipping"?
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Re: The Shocking Truth Revealed

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sock puppet wrote:You know, I pay tithing too. I put that money into a BMW, and to save the GAs the trouble, I drive that BMW so they don't have to.


Always thinking of others! A true saint.
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Re: The Shocking Truth Revealed

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Kishkumen wrote:
sock puppet wrote:You know, I pay tithing too. I put that money into a BMW, and to save the GAs the trouble, I drive that BMW so they don't have to.


Always thinking of others! A true saint.

It's always nice when someone notices!
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