There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
I'm actually on your side, so don't worry. If you can dream, consider me one among you. We should not be too concerned about what scholars, especially what the "ivory" type scholars, call "evidence". Emotion is a better gauge.
If it feels good, and especially if it feeds our prejudices, then it must be true. Hard to argue with such solid reasoning.
Where and When do we lynch Nibley's bastard son? I have my stones ready.