He is risen!

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_aranyborju
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He is risen!

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I was reading Runtu's blog yesterday, as I often do, and I came across this definition of Jesus in his "Concise Dictionary of Mormonism:"

Jesus: Savior of the World, and Son of God, being fully God and fully man. In modern times, it has been revealed that Jesus was a powerfully built European who looked vaguely like Barry Gibb.

I hadn't heard of Barry Gibb before so I looked him up and beheld this image:

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The Holy Spirit immediately sent a powerful burning into my bosom, and testified to me that the Lord, even Jesus Christ, had returned.

In the name of Barry Gibb,

Amen.
"A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows." - Samuel Clemens

The name of the "king" in Facsimile No. 3 of the Book of Abraham is Isis. Yes...that is her name.
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_SteelHead
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It is nice to see Runtu back. I was reading the preview pages of his book on Amazon.... Now I am going to order a copy.
It is better to be a warrior in a garden, than a gardener at war.

Some of us, on the other hand, actually prefer a religion that includes some type of correlation with reality.
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_Runtu
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Just posted the entry for K.
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_aranyborju
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Runtu wrote:Just posted the entry for K.

Thanks.

Read it. Lol's followed.
"A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows." - Samuel Clemens

The name of the "king" in Facsimile No. 3 of the Book of Abraham is Isis. Yes...that is her name.
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_Morley
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My goodness. I'm happy every time I read your blog, Runtu. I need to drop over there more often.
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_Buffalo
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The grand council:

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It is well.
Parley P. Pratt wrote:We must lie to support brother Joseph, it is our duty to do so.

B.R. McConkie, © Intellectual Reserve wrote:There are those who say that revealed religion and organic evolution can be harmonized. This is both false and devilish.
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_aranyborju
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Buffalo wrote:The grand council:

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It is well.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Thanks Buff, I just lost a cracker I was eating, and now I have to clean the little pieces out of my keyboard.
"A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows." - Samuel Clemens

The name of the "king" in Facsimile No. 3 of the Book of Abraham is Isis. Yes...that is her name.
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_Drifting
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Buffalo wrote:The grand council:

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It is well.


They appear to be smuggling budgies....
“We look to not only the spiritual but also the temporal, and we believe that a person who is impoverished temporally cannot blossom spiritually.”
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