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[_gdemetz]

No, I'm suggesting premortal attraction!

[_lulu]

No, I'm suggesting premortal attraction!

Well, at least you are starting to get the terminology correct! No thanks necessary, its the least I could do!

So, are you saying that my pre-enspirited intellegence liked other boy intelligences!?

[_gdemetz]

I think you mean spirit. Anyway, I am in no position to judge you whatsoever. And, I am not worthy to judge anyone anyhow.

[_Shulem]

How do you do it, Paul?

Butt sex Droopy, wanna give it whirl?

It feels good, for those of us who do it. But poor Droopy is a like, a nun. He can't do anything -- we are talking blue and frozen, folks. Spencer W. Kimball is watching his every move and stands at his bedside at night while he sleeps.

The angel Kimball is tooting Droopy's horn!



Paul O

[Guest]

I think you mean spirit. Anyway, I am in no position to judge you whatsoever. And, I am not worthy to judge anyone anyhow.

No I meant intellegence, you did take Insitute didn't you gdemetz? Being a Mormon and all. Did you pass? You seem reall fuzzy on some key concepts. I can teach you the correct terminology but you have to do some of the work yourself so you know you are not being gullably mislead.

[_gdemetz]

We were first intelligences before our spirit birth from Heavenly Parents.

[_lulu]

We were first intelligences before our spirit birth from Heavenly Parents.

Were there gay intelligences?

[_gdemetz]

No, I didn't need to. Most of the intelligences which make up the light of Christ are not in a very advanced state of progression as we are, and I think that even some of the more advanced ones are probably like little children, so I would doubt it. You, on the other hand, were advanced enough to be in that infintesimal fraction of one percent who were advanced enough to be born as a spirit child of Heavenly parents. Therefore your thinking process is much more complicated and advanced than these little intelligences are.

[_lulu]

No, I didn't need to. Most of the intelligences which make up the light of Christ are not in a very advanced state of progression as we are, and I think that even some of the more advanced ones are probably like little children, so I would doubt it. You, on the other hand, were advanced enough to be in that infintesimal fraction of one percent who were advanced enough to be born as a spirit child of Heavenly parents. Therefore your thinking process is much more complicated and advanced than these little intelligences are.

So when do I get to be gay?

[_Shulem]

So when do I get to be gay?

Ain't nothing better than being gay. When I was just an intelligence (before being born a spirit from Heavenly Mother) I used to float around heaven and smile at Heavenly Father from out of the sparkling air. I think he used to smile back. There I was, this intelligence consisting of little sparkles in the air knowing that someday I'd be born and become a spirit. I looked out in the sparkles and saw my future Heavenly Father was also sparkles as he was waiting to be born as a spirit. We sparkled together and waved at each other. It was nice to see my future Father sparkle and be glad knowing that one day he'd be a spirit too just as soon as him mother got laid, again.

Paul O