Hinckley is Pissed and taking Revenge (link)

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Hinckley is Pissed and taking Revenge (link)

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Is Hinckley risen from Hell to exact revenge on Mormon Building Projects that turned out to be embarrassments to the Mormon church and his legacy?

http://www.ksl.com/index.php?nid=148&si ... featured-2

First a fire in the Conference Center with the associated $500,000.00 (http://www.standard.net/stories/2012/04 ... 00k-damage ) in damages and now this.
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No, clearly this is the work of Satan. He is attempting to thwart the Lord in His divine plan to provide an upscale shopping experience for residents and visitors to downtown SLC>
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No, clearly you are looking past the many benefits of city creek:

http://mormondiscussions.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=23814
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Didn't see your post before I made mine.

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If the FLDS conference centre and then the FLDS Mall had been struck by fire within a short space of time LDS Mormons would be claiming it as a sign from God.
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No, the genetically engineered trout at the Mall have somehow mutated to include now magical salamander abilities and a capricious nature.

Image

I noticed this when out fishing the other day....
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bcspace wrote:No, the genetically engineered trout at the Mall have somehow mutated to include now magical salamander abilities and a capricious nature.

Image

I noticed this when out fishing the other day....


Maybe we should ask Elder Dallin H. Oaks about this.

He's a bona fide expert in the characteristics of salamanders.
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Drifting wrote:If the FLDS conference centre and then the FLDS Mall had been struck by fire within a short space of time LDS Mormons would be claiming it as a sign from God.


Please stop smoking crack.
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Darth J wrote:Maybe we should ask Elder Dallin H. Oaks about this.

He's a bona fide expert in the characteristics of salamanders.



Great Idea!!! he is a Psychic after all; unlike run of the mill newlywed Mormon hookers.
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Darth J wrote:
bcspace wrote: a wonderful picture (I like it...)


Maybe we should ask Elder Dallin H. Oaks about this.

He's a bona fide expert in the characteristics of salamanders.

I've read it aeons ago. Are his words available somewhere? as far as I know was his talk at BYU fireside or something semi-official, wasn't it?
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