Missionaries just left the house

[_lostindc]

Missionaries just left the house. At the same time my wife was called by the wife of a bishopric member. The heat is on.

We were asked to post an "I am a Mormon" or whatever advertisement. I told them "no" and my wife said her beliefs were too controversial. They still pushed and my wife said "she would think about it." We were very cordial and tip toed around the issues especially after they discussed the new Mormon.org beliefs section. I informed them I was rather well versed on the subject and tried to steer the conversation to something more friendly such as their hometowns, life after mission, etc. They asked if I could send a Mormon video to a friend or coworker I told them definitely no regarding coworkers but perhaps for a friend. I said I would think about it.

They asked if we knew our neighbors and we don't so we left it at that...anyways it was a typical missionary visit but they were trying to get us to commit to bearing a testimony. We knew the day would come when we would be the consistent subject regarding 'those that need saved in the ward.'

I am very much looking forward to finally admitting who I am and hiding my beliefs in order to not offend members, in-laws, etc.

Oh my wife was in a bikini with a see through swim dress (you are not getting pics) as we just walking in from the pool and she is hot so I am sure we will be getting more visits.

[_The Dude]

Oh my wife was in a bikini with a see through swim dress (you are not getting pics) as we just walking in from the pool and she is hot so I am sure we will be getting more visits.

Way to go. Now the missionaries are going to think thoughts or commit acts that will require them to repent. Or maybe they won't repent. So the seed is planted.

[_Polygamy-Porter]

Oh my wife was in a bikini with a see through swim dress (you are not getting pics) as we just walking in from the pool and she is hot so I am sure we will be getting more visits.

Way to go. Now the missionaries are going to think thoughts or commit acts that will require them to repent. Or maybe they won't repent. So the seed is planted.

Or spilled.

Such fools these unwitting young boys are.... I pity them.

They think they are a tool in the lords hands, when in reality all they are is corporate fools for LDS Inc.

[_MrStakhanovite]

I will volunteer to be sent a Mormon video. Believe it or not, I collect this kinda stuff...

[_lostindc]

Oh my wife was in a bikini with a see through swim dress (you are not getting pics) as we just walking in from the pool and she is hot so I am sure we will be getting more visits.

Way to go. Now the missionaries are going to think thoughts or commit acts that will require them to repent. Or maybe they won't repent. So the seed is planted.

Yeah, I believe each visit to our house will give them some material for the shower for roughly a week.