You do realize the Bible is compete, and utter dog crap?
Let's discuss.
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Believers - The Bible
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In the face of madness, rationality has no power - Xiao Wang, US historiographer, 2287 AD.
Every record...falsified, every book rewritten...every statue...has been renamed or torn down, every date...altered...the process is continuing...minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Ideology is always right.
Every record...falsified, every book rewritten...every statue...has been renamed or torn down, every date...altered...the process is continuing...minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Ideology is always right.
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Re: Believers - The Bible
It's got a lot of BS in it. Take Jonah and the whale. Anyone who believes that story is just stupid and ignorant and should just point a gun at their head and blow their brains out. Did I ever tell you how sick the God of the Bible is? He is an egotistical son of a bitch that thinks he hung the moon when in fact the God of the Bible is nothing but the imagination of silly prophets -- some of which were killed for preaching their BS.
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THE BOOK OF ABRAHAM FACSIMILE NO. 3
Includes a startling new discovery!
Here Comes The Book of Abraham Part I, II, III
IN THE FORM OF A DOVE
Includes a startling new discovery!
Here Comes The Book of Abraham Part I, II, III
IN THE FORM OF A DOVE
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I know, right? How can the Bible be part of the Church's canon, and how can non-Mormons believe in this poop, but still hold Mormonism responsible for being crazy?
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In the face of madness, rationality has no power - Xiao Wang, US historiographer, 2287 AD.
Every record...falsified, every book rewritten...every statue...has been renamed or torn down, every date...altered...the process is continuing...minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Ideology is always right.
Every record...falsified, every book rewritten...every statue...has been renamed or torn down, every date...altered...the process is continuing...minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Ideology is always right.
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The doctrine of God having to sacrifice animals and then his own Son is the sickest damn thing people on this earth ever dreamed up. It's really evil. All those poor animals slaughtered because that is what prophets said to do in order to get sins forgiven. Then come the apostles of Jesus! Holy God! God himself must now die in order to get your sins forgiven. What a bunch of garbage!
No thank you, Jesus. Drink your own blood, sucker.
Paul O
No thank you, Jesus. Drink your own blood, sucker.
Paul O
THE BOOK OF ABRAHAM FACSIMILE NO. 3
Includes a startling new discovery!
Here Comes The Book of Abraham Part I, II, III
IN THE FORM OF A DOVE
Includes a startling new discovery!
Here Comes The Book of Abraham Part I, II, III
IN THE FORM OF A DOVE
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Great thread! 
Peace,
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Peace,
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Re: Believers - The Bible
Hello? Ms. Why Me? Ms. Jack?
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In the face of madness, rationality has no power - Xiao Wang, US historiographer, 2287 AD.
Every record...falsified, every book rewritten...every statue...has been renamed or torn down, every date...altered...the process is continuing...minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Ideology is always right.
Every record...falsified, every book rewritten...every statue...has been renamed or torn down, every date...altered...the process is continuing...minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Ideology is always right.
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Pure Win! You are quite the scholar, Doctor.
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Shulem wrote:The doctrine of God having to sacrifice animals and then his own Son is the sickest damn thing people on this earth ever dreamed up. It's really evil. All those poor animals slaughtered because that is what prophets said to do in order to get sins forgiven. Then come the apostles of Jesus! Holy God! God himself must now die in order to get your sins forgiven. What a bunch of garbage!
No thank you, Jesus. Drink your own blood, sucker.
Paul O
IAWPaul.
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Re: Believers - The Bible
Doctor CamNC4Me wrote:You do realize the Bible is compete, and utter dog crap?
Let's discuss.
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Hmm, do you mean the Bible is compete or complete? I'm assuming complete.
Do you mean "the Bible is compete, and utter dog crap" or do you mean that the Bible is compete and utter dog crap?" We have commas for a reason, you know. I'm just pointing it out because whether or not the Bible is complete is some people's idea of an interesting issue. In any case, I don't know if it's "complete" or not. I'd estimate it to be about 95% bullcrap if read literally. Maybe 50% bullcrap if read metaphysically.
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All allegory.
It is spelled Bible but pronounced BUY-BULL.
The Bible is the favorite weapon of Mormon defenders.
Joseph and Brigham would not be proud that they use the "less correct" book to defend the "most correct book".
It is spelled Bible but pronounced BUY-BULL.
The Bible is the favorite weapon of Mormon defenders.
Joseph and Brigham would not be proud that they use the "less correct" book to defend the "most correct book".
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