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Re: Try telling this to Spence Kimball (link)

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bcspace wrote:
The adventurous adolescent could use some guidance but I don't think they need to be hammered with shame.


Again it depends. I personally don't have a copy and don't use it because it's not a doctrinal work. But I have read it and frankly. most of it is all too true. Some have asked me if it would be good to read and I have said yes.

This book was mandatory reading by bishop's everywhere for those youth with "transgressions" to repent of.

Those silly and misguided bishop's all along the Wasatch front passing off non-doctrinal works as doctrine to youth who were too lazy and slothful to know how to determine doctrine.
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Re: Try telling this to Spence Kimball (link)

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Keep committing those sins, people, and live your lives. Don't listen to Spencer Whore Kimball and those guilt mongering bastards of the Mormon church who would make you feel guilty for simply pulling your own pants down in the middle of night . . . .

Sin! It feels good.

Smile. Rejoice. Be happy.

Roll in your grave, Kimball. You're a bastard and I hate you. That fake prophet -- son of a bitch!

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Re: Try telling this to Spence Kimball (link)

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Just look how inspired Kimball was when he and his apostles were duped by Mark Hofman! This man doesn't have any special powers and every time he declared masturbation a sin he mocked the human race and insulted the stars, the planets, and all things that move and have a being.

May the bastard lie in his coffin and never rise again. Mormon prophets are an insult to all things that are pure and good.

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Re: Try telling this to Spence Kimball (link)

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Even Jesus couldn't save you in Kimball's theory of Repentance.
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Re: Try telling this to Spence Kimball (link)

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Doctor CamNC4Me wrote:This is the Mormon Cain:

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Ha! That is a photo of Pre-Nibley Man.
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Re: Try telling this to Spence Kimball (link)

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moksha wrote:Pre-Nibley Man.


Hugh Nibley is a NOBODY in Mormonism. He's dead and everything he wrote is history -- outdated -- of no consequence. He doesn't represent the church and was simply a Mormon school teacher with a paper diploma (much like DCP) ranting and raving about a whole lotta nothing. He had NO authority. He had NO position in the church to say diddly squat.

May the bastard rest in peace. He was a liar and a very bad man.

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Re: Try telling this to Spence Kimball (link)

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bcspace wrote:
Can you give me some advice on how to put the past behind me and move forward?


Repent. The MoF was right.


Right about the atonement being more or less superfluous?
Parley P. Pratt wrote:We must lie to support brother Joseph, it is our duty to do so.

B.R. McConkie, © Intellectual Reserve wrote:There are those who say that revealed religion and organic evolution can be harmonized. This is both false and devilish.
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