Proof the Jaredites were real
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Re: Proof the Jaredites were real
How do you ride in an enclosed vessel with bees?
Oh for shame, how the mortals put the blame on us gods, for they say evils come from us, but it is they, rather, who by their own recklessness win sorrow beyond what is given... Zeus (1178 BC)
The Holy Sacrament.
The Holy Sacrament.
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ludwigm wrote:Tarski wrote:Time to revisit a classic:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWhFsDk7L4E
It is not official.
Watch this instead.
Spencer didn't seem to understand radioactivity very well ...
First, radioactive materials don't "glow". I know that they always show them glowing in cartoons ... but no.
Second, is there was a highly radioactive material that the people in the barges were exposed to for several months ... that would have been problematic. Most likely, all of them would have died. At the very least, they would have become infertile. Again, radiation doesn't give you super powers. It breaks down your DNA.
I would have thought that Jesus would have mentioned some of these things to him during their weekly lunches in the Holy of Holies.
"Joseph Smith was called as a prophet, dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb" -South Park
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Only briefly, because to settle them down, there has to be plenty of smoke, so that they will gorge themselves with honey in preparation to flee.zeezrom wrote:How do you ride in an enclosed vessel with bees?
Huckelberry said:
I see the order and harmony to be the very image of God which smiles upon us each morning as we awake.
http://www.vatican.va/archive/ccc_css/a ... cc_toc.htm
I see the order and harmony to be the very image of God which smiles upon us each morning as we awake.
http://www.vatican.va/archive/ccc_css/a ... cc_toc.htm
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My deliberately ridiculous OP seems to have had its desired effect - which was to see just how ridiculous defenders of the reality of Jaredites and their barges (holes, bees, glowing rocks and all!) could get before they look into the mirror and burst out laughing.
Jaredites - giving the gift of chuckles since 1830.
Jaredites - giving the gift of chuckles since 1830.
Zadok:
I did not have a faith crisis. I discovered that the Church was having a truth crisis.
Maksutov:
That's the problem with this supernatural stuff, it doesn't really solve anything. It's a placeholder for ignorance.
I did not have a faith crisis. I discovered that the Church was having a truth crisis.
Maksutov:
That's the problem with this supernatural stuff, it doesn't really solve anything. It's a placeholder for ignorance.
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zeezrom wrote:Might you explain more?
You are welcome to join my summer seminar. The tuition is only $350 per person. Open bar.
"Petition wasn’t meant to start a witch hunt as I’ve said 6000 times." ~ Hanna Seariac, LDS apologist