The Peterson/Schryver Inquisition

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Re: The Peterson/Schryver Inquisition

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RayAgostini wrote:
Tator wrote:If Kish is Scratch then Ray must be Jskains.


I know you had a hard life in the Church, but there comes a time to stop bitching and moaning about it.


I didn't have a hard life in the Church actually it was quite easy just pray, pay and obey, it only got hard after I grew a brain.
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I don't think we can rule out the possibility that Daniel Peterson is a benevolent space alien, who has come to Earth disguised as a human.

That being the case, neither can we rule out the possibility that Doctor Scratch is in fact a doctor---a sinister government scientist, who wants to suppress the truth about UFO's. It is certainly no accident that renowned ufologist Warren Aston is an affiliate of the Maxwell Institute.

Think about it: three letters.......U-F-O........N-H-M.........

Thus we see Scratch's efforts to discredit Peterson, whose message of intergalactic harmony and revelation of an alien presence on our planet are at odds with the government's agenda. Anti-Mormons naturally join in Scratch's online flash mob against Mormon apologists, due to the former's dogmatic pseudoskepticism which renders them utterly incapable of being objective, fair, and balanced.

I think my theory explains a lot of what's going on here. What are your thoughts, Ray?
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Tator wrote:
I didn't have a hard life in the Church actually it was quite easy just pray, pay and obey, it only got hard after I grew a brain.


And you lived happily ever after, and you're very happy now. I should have guessed it.
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RayAgostini wrote:
Tator wrote:
I didn't have a hard life in the Church actually it was quite easy just pray, pay and obey, it only got hard after I grew a brain.


And you lived happily ever after, and you're very happy now. I should have guessed it.


I am one very happy tator.
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Darth J wrote:
I think my theory explains a lot of what's going on here. What are your thoughts, Ray?


About you? I think you have a huge grudge against the Church, religion and God. Maybe even sorry you were born.
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Tator wrote:
I am one very happy tator.


I'm glad to hear that, as you express that satisfaction so well here.
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RayAgostini wrote:
Tator wrote:
I am one very happy tator.


I'm glad to hear that, as you express that satisfaction so well here.


Thank you.
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Tator wrote:
Thank you.


You might need to change your pic, though. To something happy.

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RayAgostini wrote:
Tator wrote:
Thank you.


You might need to change your pic, though. To something happy.

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My pic is happy.

Why don't you have a pic?
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Re: The Peterson/Schryver Inquisition

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I have a hunch that crop circles are written in reformed Egyptian, too.

The LDS Church also teaches that Old Testament animal sacrifice will be restored. Can it be merely coincidence that we hear about UFO's mutilating cattle?

In fact, much like the government uses various means to cover up the overwhelming and undeniable proof that space aliens have come to our planet, I think it is no stretch to say that the space aliens themselves have come up with their own disinformation campaign to disguise their activities from the pseudoskeptics who are not objective enough to handle the real truth. And what it that disinformation campaign? The LDS Church. That is what the space aliens are using to cover their tracks. They are waiting to see if people make fun of Mormonism, in order to determine how open-minded people can be to accept the real truth. So those of you who mock the LDS Church and hate Mormons are really just showing you are not fair and objective enough to handle the higher truth about UFO's.

Ray, I would appreciate whatever insights you might add to my theory.
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