FBI Sexual Predator Profile on Joseph Smith?

[_Nightlion]

Pretty certain that if we packed the house in the Great Beyond to watch the movie of Joseph Smith with the women on this board, while he may well be proven fair and the sun and clear as the moon and yet, everyone of these gals will mutter underneath their breath.......guilty, guilty.

Then after they have mollified some and the Mothers-on-earth-can-keep-there-tits-if-they-can-find-an-exalted-man-who-will-take-them-before-their-resurrection-missionaries come around they will all opt for tits.

Eternity: will the irony ever end?

[_Eric]

Pretty certain that if we packed the house in the Great Beyond to watch the movie of Joseph Smith with the women on this board, while he may well be proven fair and the sun and clear as the moon and yet, everyone of these gals will mutter underneath their breath.......guilty, guilty.

Then after they have mollified some and the Mothers-on-earth-can-keep-there-tits-if-they-can-find-an-exalted-man-who-will-take-them-before-their-resurrection-missionaries come around they will all opt for tits.

Eternity: will the irony ever end?

dafuq did I just read?

[_Juggler Vain]

Pretty certain that if we packed the house in the Great Beyond to watch the movie of Joseph Smith with the women on this board, while he may well be proven fair and the sun and clear as the moon and yet, everyone of these gals will mutter underneath their breath.......guilty, guilty.

If Joseph Smith were proven perfectly innocent of all charges and innuendo, why would female posters mutter that? What are you trying to imply about them?

Then after they have mollified some and the Mothers-on-earth-can-keep-there-tits-if-they-can-find-an-exalted-man-who-will-take-them-before-their-resurrection-missionaries come around they will all opt for tits.

Eternity: will the irony ever end?

Now that is a truly (and unnecessarily) crass and horrific picture of the Mormon afterlife you are painting. This seems like a good example of the charisma deficiency you have been lamenting. It's almost like you are trying to persuade women (and men who care about women) to dislike you and your message.

-JV

ETA: In light of your comment above, who can take seriously your original quibble with whether Joseph Smith could technically be called a "predator" by an expert in such things? Would you be okay with him technically being just a "womanizing a**hole"? Or are you saying that God Himself, who holds women's "tits" hostage, is real the a**hole?

[Guest]

Pretty certain that if we packed the house in the Great Beyond to watch the movie of Joseph Smith with the women on this board, while he may well be proven fair and the sun and clear as the moon and yet, everyone of these gals will mutter underneath their breath.......guilty, guilty.

If Joseph Smith were proven perfectly innocent of all charges and innuendo, why would female posters mutter that? What are you trying to imply about them?

Then after they have mollified some and the Mothers-on-earth-can-keep-there-tits-if-they-can-find-an-exalted-man-who-will-take-them-before-their-resurrection-missionaries come around they will all opt for tits.

Eternity: will the irony ever end?

Now that is a truly (and unnecessarily) crass and horrific picture of the Mormon afterlife you are painting. This seems like a good example of the charisma deficiency you have been lamenting. It's almost like you are trying to persuade women (and men who care about women) to dislike you and your message.

-JV

ETA: In light of your comment above, who can take seriously your original quibble with whether Joseph Smith could technically be called a "predator" by an expert in such things? Would you be okay with him technically being just a "womanizing a**hole"? Or are you saying that God Himself, who holds women's "tits" hostage, is real the a**hole?

Who let the damn lawyer in?

Its just a test, eh, eh, eh, eh, something to think about eh, eh, eh, eh, second guess their arrogance, and find pause for possible humility. Yeah, fear God. Cause the world lawyers have built is devouring itself rapidly. Everything can be spun rapaciously. OOOOH!

And that is a hate crime to dis my disability.

ETA: This is a disclaimer: God did not tell me that he holds tits hostage. I just made that up so if anyone is a-hole its me and not the Lord. Or you could learn to field something out of left field without a hissy fit.

[_son of Ishmael]

Are you feeling like no one is paying attention, Nightlion? Is that why you posted such a provocative thread?

+1

[_Kishkumen]

You all are equally blinded by your abject hatred of Mormonism and are clearly nothing but puppets of Doctor Scratch.

You are all the same person, and I'll let you guess who that is.

Cease your campaign of defamation against Daniel Peterson in this thread right away.

Your party is coming to an end very soon.

[_Nightlion]

You all are equally blinded by your abject hatred of Mormonism and are clearly nothing but puppets of Doctor Scratch.

You are all the same person, and I'll let you guess who that is.

Cease your campaign of defamation against Daniel Peterson in this thread right away.

Your party is coming to an end very soon.

+1

[_Kishkumen]

+1

I always knew you hated Dr. Peterson, Scratch.

[_Nightlion]

+1

I always knew you hated Dr. Peterson, Scratch.

Are we getting a little hence of myself?

[_Kishkumen]

Are we getting a little hence of myself?

The old play along to throw us off the trail, eh Doctor?