Self defense against gay attacks

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_DarkHelmet
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Self defense against gay attacks

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Great instructional video on how to defend against unwanted gay sexual advances. This would make a great YM activity or fireside. I could see any of our resident TBMs as the self defense instructor.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kV1j2VYi7ho
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Re: Self defense against gay attacks

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DarkHelmet wrote:Great instructional video on how to defend against unwanted gay sexual advances. This would make a great YM activity or fireside. I could see any of our resident TBMs as the self defense instructor.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kV1j2VYi7ho


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Re: Self defense against gay attacks

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DarkHelmet wrote:Great instructional video on how to defend against unwanted gay sexual advances. This would make a great YM activity or fireside. I could see any of our resident TBMs as the self defense instructor.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kV1j2VYi7ho




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Re: Self defense against gay attacks

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son of Ishmael wrote:
DarkHelmet wrote:Great instructional video on how to defend against unwanted gay sexual advances. This would make a great YM activity or fireside. I could see any of our resident TBMs as the self defense instructor.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kV1j2VYi7ho




I never realized that dildos were such deadly weapons


I didn't know that dildo wielding gays were such a menace to heterosexual men.
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Re: Self defense against gay attacks

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Oh they are out there just lurking.....
I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo

Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man. - The Dude

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