I could never really get in really good shape as a Mormon!

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I could never really get in really good shape as a Mormon!

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This is because every where you go there was food. At all Mormon activities there is food! Plus I was a Mormon boy that couldn't have sex or masturbate, drink, have coffee, watch porn, gamble, smoke some.... have or not to have caffeine. So my only fix in life was food. I damned loved eating it and would think about the next meal while eating a meal. I loved it on my mission because sometimes I set up 2 dinner appointments a night. That was when we took over another area we just kept the same dinner appointments. Those were some fun times. One time I challenged my 6 foot 3 companion to an eating contest. Well he ate 12 slices of pizza and I ate 15 slices :) I'm just trying to show how much I loved food!! Oh and I would watch the food network while on the treadmill.

Anyways, now that I am not Mormon I don't use food as my fix. I get my fix through other things. No I do not have drug problems, no I am not an alcoholic, no I do not have gambling problems, no I am not addicted to pornography, no I am not a sexoholic (well I don't think I am..) and not other problems. Now this might sound like bragging but I am trying to make a point that life is really good right now. I am in the best shape of my life, I am the healthiest I have ever been, I have the most confidence I have ever had, I am the happiest I have ever been, and I feel like I keep learning new things everyday. Basically life outside of Mormonism seems way more fulfilling to me. I am starting to believe I can do things that I use to not think I could do.

Life is good not being a Mormon.

I still damned love food :)
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Give into your desire! Commit those sins! Oh yes!!

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Nothing is better than a little sin. Partake!

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Learn to gamble too!

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Rambo wrote:This is because every where you go there was food. At all Mormon activities there is food! Plus I was a Mormon boy that couldn't have sex or masturbate, drink, have coffee, watch porn, gamble, smoke some.... have or not to have caffeine. So my only fix in life was food. I f*****g loved eating it and would think about the next meal while eating a meal. I loved it on my mission because sometimes I set up 2 dinner appointments a night. That was when we took over another area we just kept the same dinner appointments. Those were some fun times. One time I challenged my 6 foot 3 companion to an eating contest. Well he ate 12 slices of pizza and I ate 15 slices :) I'm just trying to show how much I loved food!! Oh and I would watch the food network while on the treadmill.

Anyways, now that I am not Mormon I don't use food as my fix. I get my fix through other things. No I do not have drug problems, no I am not an alcoholic, no I do not have gambling problems, no I am not addicted to pornography, no I am not a sexoholic (well I don't think I am..) and not other problems. Now this might sound like bragging but I am trying to make a point that life is really good right now. I am in the best shape of my life, I am the healthiest I have ever been, I have the most confidence I have ever had, I am the happiest I have ever been, and I feel like I keep learning new things everyday. Basically life outside of Mormonism seems way more fulfilling to me. I am starting to believe I can do things that I use to not think I could do.

Life is good not being a Mormon.

I still f*****g love food :)


For me it was all the goddamned meetings. On top of Sunday meetings, I was either at another couple of meetings during the week or driving kids to youth and primary activities on different nights. Made it damn near impossible to find time to exercise.

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Rambo wrote:... on my mission because sometimes I set up 2 dinner appointments a night.

It was the scheme to feed the mishies.

As my wife was (is) not able to prepare any timing... OK, I leave...

It was my task to entertain the mishies.
My pet topics was "celestial" and "Elias". I was entertained....
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Rambo wrote:I am not a sexoholic (well I don't think I am..)


And you call yourself a man? :wink:
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