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_Nightlion
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You are My Witnesses

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You are all my witnesses to The Apocalrock. How does the world ignore it still?
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Right to left:
1.David, having just slung his sling and killed Goliath
2. Goliath, the dead giant
3. Dagon, the fish god of the Philistines as a perfect determinant that this is a Bible Icon crafted to be seen in just the perfect light on The Apocalrock.
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Re: You are My Witnesses

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Here's an oldie but a goodie:
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Mary hold up the baby Jesus with great joy in her expression. Artfully there is a cross that
comes between them. Jesus is as the light of the world and coming out of the cleft in the rock.
This is great art and I defy the world to tell me nay. Or to come up with a lame explanation that denies God crafted this himself, cut out of the mountain without hands as prophesied that this event would usher in the Day of the Lord's power. And the end of the days of the Gentiles. Oh well.


Songs of Solomon 2: 14
14 ¶ O my dove, that art in the clefts of the rock, in the secret places of the stairs, let me see thy countenance, let me hear thy voice; for sweet is thy voice, and thy countenance is comely.
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_Juggler Vain
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Re: You are My Witnesses

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Here an attempt at the baby Jesus and Mary image. Still have to look at David/Goliath/Dagon.

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Nightlion wrote:Songs of Solomon 2: 14
14 ¶ O my dove, that art in the clefts of the rock, in the secret places of the stairs, let me see thy countenance, let me hear thy voice; for sweet is thy voice, and thy countenance is comely.

Not to dis this poetry, but didn't Joseph Smith say that Song of Solomon wasn't divinely inspired and should not have been included in the Bible? Are you implying that it is actually a prophecy describing and interpreting the Apocalrock?

-JV
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Sometimes when I look at the Apocalrock I see a giant vagina. Is that Mary's vajayjay?

Once it looked like Christ was being jettisoned from her womb. He was headed out.
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Polygamy-Porter wrote:Sometimes when I look at the Apocalrock I see a giant vagina. Is that Mary's vajayjay?

Once it looked like Christ was being jettisoned from her womb. He was headed out.


Gross.

The Apocalrock is a giant vagina. Nasty. Yuck. Nightlion is soooooo gross. Just like Joe Smith and doing 14 year olds.

Yuck. Get me out of here.

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Juggler Vain wrote:Here an attempt at the baby Jesus and Mary image. Still have to look at David/Goliath/Dagon.

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Nightlion wrote:Songs of Solomon 2: 14
14 ¶ O my dove, that art in the clefts of the rock, in the secret places of the stairs, let me see thy countenance, let me hear thy voice; for sweet is thy voice, and thy countenance is comely.

Not to dis this poetry, but didn't Joseph Smith say that Song of Solomon wasn't divinely inspired and should not have been included in the Bible? Are you implying that it is actually a prophecy describing and interpreting the Apocalrock?

-JV


Okay, so your pretty good at this anti-apocalrock stuff.
Tomorrow I double dare you to repose what gets put up, (no pun intended)
The Apocalrock Manifesto and Wonders of Eternity: New Mormon Theology
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Re: You are My Witnesses

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Dynamite the Apocalrock and exploit any resources therein.
Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded.-charity 3/7/07

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Re: You are My Witnesses

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Polygamy-Porter wrote:Sometimes when I look at the Apocalrock I see a giant vagina. Is that Mary's vajayjay?

Once it looked like Christ was being jettisoned from her womb. He was headed out.


No, Mary delivering the Christ is suggested from one mountain to the South of The Apocalrock. Twin Peak. The art of The Apocalrock is not your sort of vulgar fare. Ludwigm's cartoon is all wrong.
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Re: You are My Witnesses

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Nightlion wrote:
Polygamy-Porter wrote:Sometimes when I look at the Apocalrock I see a giant vagina. Is that Mary's vajayjay?

Once it looked like Christ was being jettisoned from her womb. He was headed out.


No, Mary delivering the Christ is suggested from one mountain to the South of The Apocalrock. Twin Peak. The art of The Apocalrock is not your sort of vulgar fare. Ludwigm's cartoon is all wrong.


You are a gross and vulgar man. I'm sickened that I got to see your hairy nasty (ape) chest that night when you flashed it in your avatar. Yuck. You grossed me out. Ewwww! What woman would touch you, I can't imagine? You're gross, man.

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Re: You are My Witnesses

Post by _Juggler Vain »

Nightlion wrote:Okay, so your pretty good at this anti-apocalrock stuff.
Tomorrow I double dare you to repose what gets put up, (no pun intended)

What's "anti-apocalrock" about what I've done so far? Aren't these basically the images you are describing?

Here is Dagon/Goliath/David:

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-JV
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