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For those interested in naughty stories....
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_Chap
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Re: For those interested in naughty stories....
Good gracious young lady! I hardly know where to look.
Well, one thing I will say: it is a damn sight more erotic that the stuff written by that Skains guy with the creepy mustache. Another reason for the priesthood holders to let the women run things for a change. (Or maybe another reason why the priesthood holders are too scared to let that happen?)
Zadok:
I did not have a faith crisis. I discovered that the Church was having a truth crisis.
Maksutov:
That's the problem with this supernatural stuff, it doesn't really solve anything. It's a placeholder for ignorance.
I did not have a faith crisis. I discovered that the Church was having a truth crisis.
Maksutov:
That's the problem with this supernatural stuff, it doesn't really solve anything. It's a placeholder for ignorance.
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_Bob Loblaw
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Re: For those interested in naughty stories....
As long as you aren't a creepy, fat guy with a mustache from Seattle.
"It doesn't seem fair, does it Norm--that I should have so much knowledge when there are people in the world that have to go to bed stupid every night." -- Clifford C. Clavin, USPS
"¡No contaban con mi astucia!" -- El Chapulin Colorado
"¡No contaban con mi astucia!" -- El Chapulin Colorado
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_Chap
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Re: For those interested in naughty stories....
Bob Loblaw wrote:As long as you aren't a creepy, fat guy with a mustache from Seattle.
Funny how we both thought of exactly the same thing ... hard to get that mustache out of one's mind, isn't it?
Zadok:
I did not have a faith crisis. I discovered that the Church was having a truth crisis.
Maksutov:
That's the problem with this supernatural stuff, it doesn't really solve anything. It's a placeholder for ignorance.
I did not have a faith crisis. I discovered that the Church was having a truth crisis.
Maksutov:
That's the problem with this supernatural stuff, it doesn't really solve anything. It's a placeholder for ignorance.
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_Bob Loblaw
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Re: For those interested in naughty stories....
Chap wrote:Funny how we both thought of exactly the same thing ... hard to get that mustache out of one's mind, isn't it?
If anything is erotic, it's not that guy's self-description.
"It doesn't seem fair, does it Norm--that I should have so much knowledge when there are people in the world that have to go to bed stupid every night." -- Clifford C. Clavin, USPS
"¡No contaban con mi astucia!" -- El Chapulin Colorado
"¡No contaban con mi astucia!" -- El Chapulin Colorado
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_Equality
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Re: For those interested in naughty stories....
Chap wrote:Bob Loblaw wrote:As long as you aren't a creepy, fat guy with a mustache from Seattle.
Funny how we both thought of exactly the same thing ... hard to get that mustache out of one's mind, isn't it?
Sounds like the title of a B-movie horror flick from the 50s that should get the MST3K treatment:
"The Mustache from Seattle"
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"The LDS church is the Amway of religions. Even with all the soap they sell, they still manage to come away smelling dirty."--Some Schmo
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Re: For those interested in naughty stories....
Chap wrote:
Good gracious young lady! I hardly know where to look.
Well, one thing I will say: it is a damn sight more erotic that the stuff written by that Skains guy with the creepy mustache. Another reason for the priesthood holders to let the women run things for a change. (Or maybe another reason why the priesthood holders are too scared to let that happen?)
LOL!
Does that mean you liked it?
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_Chap
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liz3564 wrote:Chap wrote:Good gracious young lady! I hardly know where to look.
Well, one thing I will say: it is a damn sight more erotic that the stuff written by that Skains guy with the creepy mustache. Another reason for the priesthood holders to let the women run things for a change. (Or maybe another reason why the priesthood holders are too scared to let that happen?)
LOL!
Does that mean you liked it?
No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offense to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation.
I plead my rights.
Zadok:
I did not have a faith crisis. I discovered that the Church was having a truth crisis.
Maksutov:
That's the problem with this supernatural stuff, it doesn't really solve anything. It's a placeholder for ignorance.
I did not have a faith crisis. I discovered that the Church was having a truth crisis.
Maksutov:
That's the problem with this supernatural stuff, it doesn't really solve anything. It's a placeholder for ignorance.
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_Dr. Shades
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Re: For those interested in naughty stories....
Chap wrote:Well, one thing I will say: it is a damn sight more erotic that the stuff written by that Skains guy with the creepy mustache.
Correction: The poster known as jskains never wrote any erotica (at least, not that we know of). The person you're thinking of is SeattleGhostWriter.
"Finally, for your rather strange idea that miracles are somehow linked to the amount of gay sexual gratification that is taking place would require that primitive Christianity was launched by gay sex, would it not?"
--Louis Midgley
--Louis Midgley
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_Chap
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Re: For those interested in naughty stories....
Dr. Shades wrote:Chap wrote:Well, one thing I will say: it is a damn sight more erotic that the stuff written by that Skains guy with the creepy mustache.
Correction: The poster known as jskains never wrote any erotica (at least, not that we know of). The person you're thinking of is SeattleGhostWriter.
Yeah, the creepy guy with the mustache. Sorry skains.
Zadok:
I did not have a faith crisis. I discovered that the Church was having a truth crisis.
Maksutov:
That's the problem with this supernatural stuff, it doesn't really solve anything. It's a placeholder for ignorance.
I did not have a faith crisis. I discovered that the Church was having a truth crisis.
Maksutov:
That's the problem with this supernatural stuff, it doesn't really solve anything. It's a placeholder for ignorance.