Droopy wrote:
I'm sorry, I keep having to remind myself regarding the 7th to 8th levels of reading comprehension and discourse around here.
Sorry for the lapse.
Brother Droopy. We appreciate your defense of the church, our beloved Prophet Thomasa S Monson sends his best wishes to you. However, you need to beware of intellect. You seem to be puffed up in intellectual pride. The three great enemies of the church are the queers, the feminazis, and the intellectuals, in that order. So you are not as bad as a homo, they are the worst. And you are not quite as bad as a feminazi, they are second only to homos. But you are puffed up in intellectual pride. If you aren't careful, you will think your way out of the church. Be humble. Come unto Christ and be obedient to your priesthood leaders. I love you. When I say that, I mean it in a manly, heterosexual way. Not as in 2 men having homosex. I know you better than you know yourself. I know what is best for you. I apologize for my puffy white appearance. There is a scientific explanation for it. You see, in each man is a little factory. It is constantly producing the white substance that creates life. This substance is released during the sacred act of procreation. It is also released during sinful acts of sexual transgression and self abuse. I stopped procreating before Pernell Roberts left Bonanza. Although my little factory has slowed down production, it is still operational. Since it is not being released, it backs up into my body like when you fill up a water balloon. That explains my puffy white appearance. My doctor says it is perfectly healthy. But back to my main point. I love you in a non-queer way, and I know what is best for you.
In the name of Jesus Christ, Amen.