Stalking the Prophet

[Guest]

Jesus, it sounds like she's talking about Justin Bieber. Some people need to get a grip.

Chortle. Snicker.

All of the saints should be more excited about President Monson than Justin Bieber, even the tweener girls.

[_Bob Loblaw]

They provide a map for tracking the prophet's movements:

Global Map

The interactive map below includes all the activities of the prophet throughout the world. Click on the markers to see links to the posts that describe his visits in those locations.

Reminds me of the NORAD tracking of Santa Claus on Christmas Eve. These people need some perspective.

[_Kishkumen]

Man, this is an effing goldmine. Check out these photos.

They show the Huntsman jet that Monson flies in.

They show him making out with old ladies.

Man, they have numerous pictures of him with elderly widows. I guess he wasn't kidding about the widows.

[_Kishkumen]

They even capture a photo with him and his tweener fans!

[_Bob Loblaw]

This could be a goldmine for a parody website.

[_Bob Loblaw]

Here's some video of an excited church member:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlT1gM04uHw

[_MCB]

Gag me. How Mormony can people get? Competition, anyone?

A parody would work!

[_Kishkumen]

Dear me. This is pretty bad. Someone needs to give these guys a talking to:

One interesting detail from those who met him was the impression he left with them:

There was SO MUCH light in his eyes. I found myself thinking about the apparent contradiction that I was in… Here’s this man, who is God’s prophet on this earth… who is revered and reverenced around the world. He’s respected and loved by millions and millions of people. When he goes to foreign places, he’s given the best of the best. He meets with world leaders. He talks to God.

And at the same time, he’s just a grandpa. He’s funny. He rambles, and repeats himself. He’s really goofy and jokes a lot. He laughs at himself. His body is weak and feeble- he’s a human. He didn’t make anyone there feel intimidated. He didn’t boast, even in the slightest, about who he is. In some ways it was just like talking to my own grandfather.

[_Themis]

If Monson does have dementia that could quickly put a damper on there site.

[_Bob Loblaw]

What's next? "He drools and wears adult diapers, just like my own grandfather!"