Stalking the Prophet

[_Racer]

Seriously Ray, you are a buzz kill.

I'm more like a King Cobra ready to eat anti-Mormons.

I meant that in "good fun".

Finally... A sense of humor!

[_Kishkumen]

I'm more like a King Cobra ready to eat anti-Mormons.

I meant that in "good fun".

I hope so.



Ray Agostini, "King Cobra" of anti-Mormon eaters.

[_RayAgostini]

Oh, I don't think so. Young Bryce strikes me as a very earnest fellow.

Here we go - the backflips start.

I can read you like an open book.

But let me guess - that comment was in "good fun"?

[_Kishkumen]

Here we go - the backflips start.

I can read you like an open book.

But let me guess - that comment was in "good fun"?

So you thought his site was a parody then, Ray?

Is that what you are saying?

Racer called it a parody.

Then I said I didn't agree, because the kid seems earnest.

What exactly is your problem here?

Geez, you turned into a royal dumbass all of a sudden.

[_Racer]

This site has to be a parody. Maybe these guys live in a box and haven't noticed that KSL, Des News,Daily Universe, Church News, Ensign, New Era, and various and sundry bloggernacle blogs already do a good job of letting everyone know where and what Monson is up to.

Oh, I don't think so. Young Bryce strikes me as a very earnest fellow.

Maybe this "follow the prophet" website is a healthy activity to keep these young men's minds preoccupied, so they don't succumb to thinking about worldly things like boobies thus leading themselves into the terrible habit of onanism which would dishonor their priesthood and keep them from feelin' the spirit during testimony meeting at their singles ward.

[_RayAgostini]

Geez, you turned into a royal d***a** all of a sudden.

Funny, that's what I think about you. Except I never realised that you've been a damned ass ever since you started posting as "Kishkumen".

RIP Trevor.

A person I once admired for what I thought was balance and objectivity, but Jekyll and Hyde live.

I mourn the death of Trevor, but I'm now not sure if he even existed in reality.

[_Kishkumen]

Maybe this "follow the prophet" website is a healthy activity to keep these young men's minds preoccupied, so they don't succumb to thinking about worldly things like boobies thus leading themselves into the terrible habit of onanism which would dishonor their priesthood and keep them from feelin' the spirit during testimony meeting at their singles ward.

Both of these chaps are married, so I imagine that even the prophet won't mind them thinking about their wives' bosoms.

[_Kishkumen]

Funny, that's what I think about you. Except I never realised that you've been a damned ass ever since you started posting as "Kishkumen".

RIP Trevor.

A person I once admired for what I thought was balance and objectivity, but Jekyll and Hyde live.

I mourn the death of Trevor, but I'm now not sure if he even existed in reality.

Yeah, yeah. I have heard this same tedious nonsense a few times from you now.

It should read like this:

Until I had a mental breakdown and fell into the clutches of the bizarrely narcissistic and morally bankrupt Will Schryver, who fed me a creepy dossier on you, I thought you were a nice guy! Now I just don't know what to think. Maybe my friend Will can tell me what to think about people who use sock puppets and lie. He seems to know a lot about those subjects. I wonder why.

Or whatever. I think you are the only person left around here who doesn't think you've gone off the deep end somehow.

[_Racer]

Thanks for the clarification Kish. I just assumed they were single since they were so young looking. Also I figured it would be hard for them to find a girl who wanted to date them let alone marry them and actually %$#& them based on the creepy vibes they put out on their website.

[_Kishkumen]

Thanks for the clarification Kish. I just assumed they were single since they were so young looking. Also I figured it would be hard for them to find a girl who wanted to date them let alone marry them and actually %$#& them based on the creepy vibes they put out on their website.

At BYU, my friend, it is creepyish young men of this precise type who are the very first to find young brides.