We're So Sorry, Mr. Dehlin

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We're So Sorry, Mr. Dehlin

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We're so sorry, Mr. Dehlin
We're so sorry if we've been too hard on you
We're so sorry, Mr. Dehlin
But there's no one left at FARMS
And now restoration's due

We're so sorry but we haven't seen Greg Smith's "hit piece" all day
We're so sorry, Mr. Dehlin
But if anything should happen
We'll be sure its here to stay.

We're so sorry, Brother Dehlin
But no one's left the bloody church all day
We're so sorry, Brother Dehlin
But Juanita's on the boil
And the NOM's are in the fray

Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh,
Doo-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh,
Uh-uh -

Eyes upon the podcast, great and spacious deal
Eyes upon the podcast, liberal Mormon's squeal

Old John Dehlin notified me,
Its quite alright with him if the Church is not for me
I had another look and I had a bitter cup and a pottage pie

"I couldn't handle all those standards
so John Dehlin was my guy, alright!"

Eyes upon the podcast, Iron rod's a drag
Eyes upon the podcast, Conference makes me gag.

Be a liberal, be a lefty, get around
Hope and change are to be found
Be a liberal all around

Be a liberal, be a lefty, make a sound
Be postmodern on the town
Be a lefty, tightly wound

Eyes upon the podcast, Proposition 8
Eyes upon the podcast, Boyd K. Packer's fate
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Re: We're So Sorry, Mr. Dehlin

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If only John Dehlin had graciously accepted a hatchet in his back, huh?

Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh,
Doo-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh,
Uh-uh -
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Re: We're So Sorry, Mr. Dehlin

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moksha wrote:If only John Dehlin had graciously accepted a hatchet in his back, huh?

Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh,
Doo-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh,
Uh-uh -



Oh come now, Mok. A hatchet? Dehlin's taking a chainsaw to people's souls, so why not a little tomahawk or two for Saint John the Divine?

Indeed, The Book of Mormon calls what he's don't the "murder" of the souls of God's children.

An awesome responsibility to take.
Nothing is going to startle us more when we pass through the veil to the other side than to realize how well we know our Father [in Heaven] and how familiar his face is to us

- President Ezra Taft Benson


I am so old that I can remember when most of the people promoting race hate were white.

- Thomas Sowell
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Re: We're So Sorry, Mr. Dehlin

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Droopy wrote:

Oh come now, Mok. A hatchet? Dehlin's taking a chainsaw to people's souls, so why not a little tomahawk or two for Saint John the Divine?

Indeed, The Book of Mormon calls what he's don't the "murder" of the souls of God's children.

An awesome responsibility to take.



Oh please....What a drama queen you are. You would give rival to my 17 year old daughter and she is a drame queen.

By the way, don't quit your day job. You lyrics are just not that great.
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Re: We're So Sorry, Mr. Dehlin

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Oh please....What a drama queen you are. You would give rival to my 17 year old daughter and she is a drama queen.


Don't bring Paul into this, it'll end badly.
Nothing is going to startle us more when we pass through the veil to the other side than to realize how well we know our Father [in Heaven] and how familiar his face is to us

- President Ezra Taft Benson


I am so old that I can remember when most of the people promoting race hate were white.

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Re: We're So Sorry, Mr. Dehlin

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Jason Bourne wrote:By the way, don't quit your day job.


ROFL!! Good one, Jason.
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Re: We're So Sorry, Mr. Dehlin

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Doctor Scratch wrote:
Jason Bourne wrote:By the way, don't quit your day job.


ROFL!! Good one, Jason.



Yup. Now Jason is in bed with Scratch, along with Bob, and Carol, and Ted, and Alice.

The deterioration continues.
Nothing is going to startle us more when we pass through the veil to the other side than to realize how well we know our Father [in Heaven] and how familiar his face is to us

- President Ezra Taft Benson


I am so old that I can remember when most of the people promoting race hate were white.

- Thomas Sowell
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Re: We're So Sorry, Mr. Dehlin

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Jason Bourne wrote:By the way, don't quit your day job. You lyrics are just not that great.

Droopy would need to actually be employed to take your advice.
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Re: We're So Sorry, Mr. Dehlin

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Is there a certain song to which these lyrics are supposed to be sung? If so, what is it?
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Re: We're So Sorry, Mr. Dehlin

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Dr. Shades wrote:Is there a certain song to which these lyrics are supposed to be sung? If so, what is it?



WHAT!!! You can't be serious?

"We're so sorry, Uncle Albert"...Beatles.
Nothing is going to startle us more when we pass through the veil to the other side than to realize how well we know our Father [in Heaven] and how familiar his face is to us

- President Ezra Taft Benson


I am so old that I can remember when most of the people promoting race hate were white.

- Thomas Sowell
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