New Intel: A Mopologetic "Batphone"?

[_kairos]

Simple answer- cruiselady tours inc has in its resources a number of batphones- as a tour guide dan is provided said phone for the duration of the tour only and then ,sigh, he must return it.

now concerning marriages performed by the captain on board the cruise lady- they are valid, like the batphone, only for the duration of the tour and paid extensions there to-sorry no eternal marriages allowed!

Sorry too there is no conspiracy here to plus up dan's realtime connectivity to bradford, dehlin, or other FARMERS!

just sayin

k

[_Racer]

Who bankrolled the phone?

Maybe the phone was a gift from God "Liahona" style. You never know... Maybe it went down like this:

"Daniel, since ye have been faithful and endured many things I bestow upon thee a mighty smartphone in thy time of need. My faithful servant Daniel, ye shall use this phone while in the wilderness to keep tabs on your wicked brethren at mine own university, yay even the Maxwell Institute, and ye shall rally my loyal servants at the md&d boards to lash out at Jerry Bradford and mine university which hath rejected my true teachings. And my faithful servant Bill Hamblin shall roar like a lion in your behalf. Yay even as Aaron was Moses' mouth piece so shall Hamblin be yours.

If my servant Daniel righteously uses mine holy smartphone to confound my enemies he shall be rewarded 10 fold and be rewarded full control of the maxwell institute whereupon he can continue fostering discussions about tapirs being used as horses in Meso America and where he can loose fiery darts and name calling of my critics to deflect from the real issues they have raised as this style of dialogue is pleasing to me.

But let me also proclaim a warning and admonishment to my loyal servant Daniel. If he uses my holy smartphone for unrighteous purposes such as viewing j-lo backing her butt into Pitbull's boner, he shall be cut off from my people and shall live the rest of his life in the wilderness.

Now go and be of good cheer for mine angels surround you. Use the power of mine holy phone and your mustache to smite my enemies!"

[_Doctor Scratch]

Liz:

I would guess that the phone has something to do with this alleged upcoming meeting in SLC. And you're quite right to point out that we don't know for certain that he has this "Batphone." It's really a matter of the extent to which you're willing to trust my "informants." My own advice is that people treat this information with skepticism.

[_Drifting]

In terms of the phone I am reminded of the old saying about giving someone enough rope...

In terms of the meeting.
It would be interesting to know who called it.
If the Apostle called it, then DCP et al may be well advised to put a quad down the back of their pants before attending.
If DCP et al called it, then perhaps the Apostle may be 'inspired' to take along a copy of the alleged hit piece and the file from the Strengthening the Members Committe containing the clips of DCP's online misconduct.

I'm thinking Civil War is ensuing in the Maxwell Institute which can't be good for anyone, least of all the Church and this meeting is probably set to quash any uprising. Certainly whichever Apostle is in charge of this area and who would be the one attending *Oaks I'm looking at you* needs to get a grip pretty damn quickly before all hell breaks loose and various different sects of apologists are formed.

[_Tator]

Maybe the phone was a gift from God "Liahona" style. You never know... Maybe it went down like this:

"Daniel, since ye have been faithful and endured many things I bestow upon thee a mighty smartphone in thy time of need. My faithful servant Daniel, ye shall use this phone while in the wilderness to keep tabs on your wicked brethren at mine own university, yay even the Maxwell Institute, and ye shall rally my loyal servants at the md&d boards to lash out at Jerry Bradford and mine university which hath rejected my true teachings. And my faithful servant Bill Hamblin shall roar like a lion in your behalf. Yay even as Aaron was Moses' mouth piece so shall Hamblin be yours.

If my servant Daniel righteously uses mine holy smartphone to confound my enemies he shall be rewarded 10 fold and be rewarded full control of the maxwell institute whereupon he can continue fostering discussions about tapirs being used as horses in Meso America and where he can loose fiery darts and name calling of my critics to deflect from the real issues they have raised as this style of dialogue is pleasing to me.

But let me also proclaim a warning and admonishment to my loyal servant Daniel. If he uses my holy smartphone for unrighteous purposes such as viewing j-lo backing her butt into Pitbull's boner, he shall be cut off from my people and shall live the rest of his life in the wilderness.

Now go and be of good cheer for mine angels surround you. Use the power of mine holy phone and your mustache to smite my enemies!"

And it came to pass ...........

[_Cicero]

Sigh . . .

Dan and his supporters are going to have a field day with this. I can already see it:

"My malevolent stalkers from the great and spacious trailerpark are really quite thorough. They are tracking my movements all over the globe and are even spying on what kind of phone I am using. They are even speculating as to whether I may actually have superhero powers. I guess I should be flattered, but I am wondering if I should hire bodyguards. Will: looking for work? It's time to get those rifles ready. LOL"