The ultimate apologist

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_Bob Loblaw
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The ultimate apologist

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I just saw a clip of the ultimate animal, and it made me think what the ultimate mopologist would look like.

My vision of the perfect apologist.

He/she would have:

Droopy's linguistic mastery
Wade Englund's psychoanalytical skills
Pahoran's warmth
Bill Hamblin's hair
Zakuska's scholarship
Lou Midgley's gentle demeanor
why me's innocent, noncreepy charm
John Gee's integrity
Juliann's welcoming embrace
Dan Peterson's lack of a persecution complex
mfbukowski's firm grasp of philosophy
Schryver's capacity for self-reflection
"It doesn't seem fair, does it Norm--that I should have so much knowledge when there are people in the world that have to go to bed stupid every night." -- Clifford C. Clavin, USPS

"¡No contaban con mi astucia!" -- El Chapulin Colorado
_MrStakhanovite
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Re: The ultimate apologist

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Kinda like the creature residing on Dante's final level of hell.
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Re: The ultimate apologist

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bcspace's bipartisan nature.
Droopy's business acumen.
Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded.-charity 3/7/07

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I avoid church religiously.
This isn't one of my sermons, I expect you to listen.
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Re: The ultimate apologist

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Bond James Bond wrote:Droopy's business acumen.


BOOM! Roasted. Image
_beastie
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Re: The ultimate apologist

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Yahoobot's honesty

What's his name's intelligence (I can't remember his name, but he posts here sometimes, the one banned from MAD for posting in all CAPS all the time)
We hate to seem like we don’t trust every nut with a story, but there’s evidence we can point to, and dance while shouting taunting phrases.

Penn & Teller

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Re: The ultimate apologist

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beastie wrote:Yahoobot's honesty


Sort of rings a bell. He doesn't post here anymore does he?

What's his name's intelligence (I can't remember his name, but he posts here sometimes, the one banned from MAD for posting in all CAPS all the time)


Sorry you'll have to be more specific. :lol:
"It doesn't seem fair, does it Norm--that I should have so much knowledge when there are people in the world that have to go to bed stupid every night." -- Clifford C. Clavin, USPS

"¡No contaban con mi astucia!" -- El Chapulin Colorado
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Re: The ultimate apologist

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Bob Loblaw wrote:Bill Hamblin's hair


"Ken Burns called. He wants his hair cut back."
"[I]f, while hoping that everybody else will be honest and so forth, I can personally prosper through unethical and immoral acts without being detected and without risk, why should I not?." --Daniel Peterson, 6/4/14
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Re: The ultimate apologist

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Bob Loblaw wrote:
beastie wrote:Yahoobot's honesty


Sort of rings a bell. He doesn't post here anymore does he?

What's his name's intelligence (I can't remember his name, but he posts here sometimes, the one banned from MAD for posting in all CAPS all the time)


Sorry you'll have to be more specific. :lol:


Yahoobot haunts us now and then. He has quite a reputation.

I managed to figure out the mystery apologist. ldsfaq
We hate to seem like we don’t trust every nut with a story, but there’s evidence we can point to, and dance while shouting taunting phrases.

Penn & Teller

http://www.mormonmesoamerica.com
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Re: The ultimate apologist

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Jskains aristocratic facial features.
Ldsfags internet and martial arts savvy.
Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded.-charity 3/7/07

MASH quotes
I peeked in the back [of the Bible] Frank, the Devil did it.
I avoid church religiously.
This isn't one of my sermons, I expect you to listen.
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Re: The ultimate apologist

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Fence Sitter's decisiveness, maybe.
"Any over-ritualized religion since the dawn of time can make its priests say yes, we know, it is rotten, and hard luck, but just do as we say, keep at the ritual, stick it out, give us your money and you'll end up with the angels in heaven for evermore."
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