The Joanna Brooks Song was sung...and if I sung it...

[_Equality]

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Actually, I'm not obsessed about Brooks at all.

I'm concerned about her and her influence on other LDS who are not yet well grounded in testimony, faith, and doctrine.

But we can't be serious all the time, can we.

Your priesthood leaders don't appear to share your concern, Droopy. Careful, there, buddy, getting out in front of your "file leaders" is the first step on the high road to apostasy. Pretty soon you'll be marching in your skivvies in gay pride parades waving rainbow flags and growing a bushy Freddie Mercury moustache with which to tickle your gay lover's testicles.

[_Droopy]

Your priesthood leaders don't appear to share your concern, Droopy.

Well, to tell the truth, I haven't brought it up to them recently.

Careful, there, buddy, getting out in front of your "file leaders" is the first step on the high road to apostasy.

Actually, no it isn't.

Pretty soon you'll be marching in your skivvies in gay pride parades waving rainbow flags and growing a bushy Freddie Mercury moustache with which to tickle your gay lover's testicles.

I was thinking more along the lines of world domination. That's the only way I figure I can ever get a hold of one of those fluffy, white, Persian cats.

[_Equality]

Careful, there, buddy, getting out in front of your "file leaders" is the first step on the high road to apostasy.

Actually, no it isn't.

I bear witness, brethren and sisters, that the leaders of the Church were called of God by proper authority, and it is known to the Church that they have that authority and have been properly ordained by the regularly ordained heads of the Church. If we follow them we will be saved. If we stray from them we will surely be lost. That is true of the file leaders down through the ranks of the Church, the heads of quorums and wards, of stakes and missions, and of the prophet, who stands at the head of the Church.

When a man says: “I am a Latter-day Saint; I am a member of the Church, in good standing, because I know what the principles of the gospel are, and I know what the principles of government are in the Church,” for that man to say, “I oppose the bishop because I don’t like him” or “because I haven’t faith in him,” is proof by that very act that he does not understand the principle of government and submission to divine authority. He therefore becomes obstreperous, unyielding, ungovernable, undesirable, and worthy to be dealt with according to his merits or demerits.

[_Doctor Scratch]

What are you doing to earn a living these days, Droopy?

[_Droopy]

What are you doing to earn a living these days, Droopy?

Funny, I've been asking you that question for some seven years, and I haven't received an answer yet. I've also been asking you, over a similar time period, what your formal degrees are and where you received them, and, as of yet, no answer.

So, you first.

[_Jason Bourne]

Droopy

Two of the people you love to hate will be together. John Dehlin is interviewing Joanna Brooks. You have a question for Joanna? Send it to John and maybe he will ask it for you.

But keep it decent.

[_aussieguy55]

I listened to John's interviews with Anna Reiss. She would be quiet Droppy in Droppy's view. But then she is a realist. She seems LDS scriptures as midrash.

[_Droopy]

Careful, there, buddy, getting out in front of your "file leaders" is the first step on the high road to apostasy.

Actually, no it isn't.

I bear witness, brethren and sisters, that the leaders of the Church were called of God by proper authority, and it is known to the Church that they have that authority and have been properly ordained by the regularly ordained heads of the Church. If we follow them we will be saved. If we stray from them we will surely be lost. That is true of the file leaders down through the ranks of the Church, the heads of quorums and wards, of stakes and missions, and of the prophet, who stands at the head of the Church.

When a man says: “I am a Latter-day Saint; I am a member of the Church, in good standing, because I know what the principles of the gospel are, and I know what the principles of government are in the Church,” for that man to say, “I oppose the bishop because I don’t like him” or “because I haven’t faith in him,” is proof by that very act that he does not understand the principle of government and submission to divine authority. He therefore becomes obstreperous, unyielding, ungovernable, undesirable, and worthy to be dealt with according to his merits or demerits.

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Oh "equality," irrelevant scriptural references you don't understand culled from a doctrinal background and system you can't comprehend.

Let's not pretend you know what you're talking about, shall we?

Thanks, I know you could be reasonable.

[_Droopy]

Droopy

Two of the people you love to hate will be together. John Dehlin is interviewing Joanna Brooks. You have a question for Joanna? Send it to John and maybe he will ask it for you.

But keep it decent.

I'll ask it myself.

And I don't "hate" them. You're not even capable of nice tries anymore, Jason.