A message for TAO

[_Valentinus]

I am not thread banned yet. I don't know if that is a good thing...

Keep participating here and you may not stay in their good graces very long. To be clear, I hope you keep participating here.

I have no intention to quit. I've had fun here. I like the irreverence.

[_Valentinus]

TheMessenger,

Who are you? Rather, who were you posting as on the other board?

[_TAO]

I am not thread banned yet. I don't know if that is a good thing...

Keep participating here and you may not stay in their good graces very long. To be clear, I hope you keep participating here.

Too skeptical =p.

[_Kishkumen]

I have no intention to quit. I've had fun here. I like the irreverence.

Before you continue, there are a few things you should know about this board:

1) I am Doctor Scratch, as proven by Ray Agostini
2) Every person on this board (meaning I and all of my sock puppets) is part of a grand conspiracy against everything good and true (i.e., William Schryver) that also involves Gerald Bradford, Nancy Pelosi, Marlin K. Jensen, and Kermit the Frog
3) I and all of my sock puppets (meaning everyone on this board who is not you) are desperately trying to suppress William Schryver's scholarship out of personal jealously, political bigotry, and an irrational hatred of gray beard hair
4) Bob Loblaw is in danger of excommunication from my psyche for being funnier than both I and my alter-ego Runtu
5) If you defend anything I don't agree with, I will gather all of my various personalities against you in a Jihad of bullying, gang-banging, and any other colorful metaphor I can think of excepting circle-jerking, because Will made the latter gauche forever
6) Of all of my many personalities, marg and Ray Agostini love me best; you can tell by the sweet way they talk to me
7) At no time have I ever been a card-carrying member of the Communist Party, even to piss off Droopy and bcspace, but I must be lying, at least according to Droopy and bcspace
8) The world and this board do revolve around me, a paranoid, narcissistic apostate

[_TAO]

TheMessenger,

Who are you? Rather, who were you posting as on the other board?

I'm not quite sure, but I believe he wishes to keep it to himself.

[_Sophocles]

I think what happened over there is that Will used to be subject to the occasional threadban, until DCP made it known that he and Will are buddies. Now Will is off limits.

It's always all about DCP.

[_Valentinus]

I have no intention to quit. I've had fun here. I like the irreverence.

Before you continue, there are a few things you should know about this board:

1) I am Doctor Scratch, as proven by Ray Agostini
2) Every person on this board (meaning I and all of my sock puppets) is part of a grand conspiracy against everything good and true (i.e., William Schryver) that also involves Gerald Bradford, Nancy Pelosi, Marlin K. Jensen, and Kermit the Frog
3) I and all of my sock puppets (meaning everyone on this board who is not you) are desperately trying to suppress William Schryver's scholarship out of personal jealously, political bigotry, and an irrational hatred of gray beard hair
4) Bob Loblaw is in danger of excommunication from my psyche for being funnier than both I and my alter-ego Runtu
5) If you defend anything I don't agree with, I will gather all of my various personalities against you in a Jihad of bullying, gang-banging, and any other colorful metaphor I can think of excepting circle-jerking, because Will made the latter gauche forever
6) Of all of my many personalities, marg and Ray Agostini love me best; you can tell by the sweet way they talk to me
7) At no time have I ever been a card-carrying member of the Communist Party, even to piss off Droopy and bcspace, but I must be lying, at least according to Droopy and bcspace
8) The world and this board do revolve around me, a paranoid, narcissistic apostate

You had me at gang-bang and #8. Narcissism is one of my favorite '-isms' to deal with.

I'll take #7 since I have been called a Socialist/Marxist on occasion. Honestly, I may not deny this one too much.

[_3sheets2thewind]

Is this what is being referred too, William the douche is now claiming calmoriah is a tool of the enemy?

cal: You really, really need to get out more. You spend far too much of your life glued to a monitor. This has become the universe for you, and your perspectives are entirely molded by it. I like you and I think you always mean well, but you DON'T have any conception whatsoever of what it's like on the front lines of this war, nor can you consistently identify the enemy, and therefore you are being made into a tool. It's sad to me, because you weren't always like this

It is amazing the self absorbtion those idiots have.

[_Bond James Bond]

I was banned from the board this morning because I too, dared post criticism of Williams behaviour.

Is there anyone on here that isn't banned?

Type one wrong trigger word or slip of the tongue when posting and poof......you're banned for life with no explanation given. I even tried writing to the moderators asking them why I was banned and they simply never responded.

Very poor form....what a horrible way to run a forum that many believe represents the church.

I know what you mean. I was banned for suggesting that the accounts of "Russell McGregor" and "Pahoran" were controlled by the same hairy fruit.

Luckily the forum doesn't represent the Mormon Church, only the epic fail that is the moderating staff.

[_Bond James Bond]

TheMessenger,

Who are you? Rather, who were you posting as on the other board?

I assume s/he's the poster formerly known as "treehugger", the only poster I saw banned on Shrill Schryver's thread.