Nemesis tries his hand at humor

[_Stormy Waters]

This is probably not worth posting, but currently pinned to the top of General discussions forum on MD&D is this post by Nemesis

Top 15 Goals MDD Mods have for 2012

15. Cause 5 more meltdowns at MDB by using telepathy amplified by the black helicopters following them. Geeez this happens just about every week over there! Goal Met!!!
14. Due to our high traffic start a new ultra private board where only the people I like are invited. In process --- kinda goes inline with the hit pieces section.
13. Find 5 more ways to troll MDB without even saying a word about them. Goal Met! Just look and you would agree!
12. Install an easy button for instant board shutdown at the COB. Need an insider at the COB for this! Anyone?
11. Attend 5 more reprogramming sessions from the Oaks Faction. Goal Met! Although Nemesis used his royal mental conditioning to resist the reprogramming sessions so we had to send him back a few extra times!
10. Unban 5 MDB posters than randomly ban them again just for fun. Goal Met! It was fun!
9. Force those that post 5 posts a day to write a modern tragedy about how banning ruins lives. Ok many posters are behind on their submissions!
8. Then make it into a movie called "The Ban Games" starring an ensemble cast from the MDB Trailer Park. Ok this one proved to be tough, we need someone that has a decent camera!
7. Look for new ways to make Liz post her ban story again and again and again just so she can say she's moved on. Goal met!
6. Find new creative ways to get Jason and misogyny in the same sentence, but comments like Release the Kraken make it easier. Still working on a top 10 list. Hey we got all year and there's a ton of material!
5. Start using Misandry as a reason to ban more people and tell them they've been MsJack'd. Unfortunately this goal might not get met this year, according to our sources Ms.Jack will only compile a list against you if you are planning to publish a paper that is pro-Mormonism. Perhaps we should change this to telling someone they have been Ms.Jack'd when they are censored? If everyone agrees, then Goal met!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4. Create 5 more sockpuppets to act as Doctor Scratch's creepy informants. Goal Met! We even infiltrated the MI!!!
3. Revamp our ban function to send banned posters directly to the Trailer Park. Ok we need a coder for this! Any Volunteers!
2. Completely dominate all discussion at MDB by mid-July instead of just half. Goal met! Just take a peek!
1. Upping our Ban Quota 30% from last year as per agreement with the Oaks faction. Goal met! This is our greatest accomplishment and I am sure we have secured our place in the Oaks faction by making this goal our priority!

[_Chap]

The person who wrote that appears to be mildly deranged.

There is a religious motivation somewhere in all this, is there? Some connection with that Jewish carpenter guy? I can't seem to figure it out.

[_Darth J]

As much as the concept of psychological projection is misused and overused, in this particular case it appears to be apt.

[_Dr. Shades]

Hmm, I'm surprised to see him verifying just how "ban happy" he is.

[_MsJack]

Creepy stalker admin is creepy.

[_malkie]

Perhaps he wants us to think he's 50% better than Runtu ...

[_moksha]

The person who wrote that appears to be mildly deranged.

Epidemiologists have narrowed the causation for this derangement to either the mercury used in the headbands of their multiple hats (poster, moderator and Internet Mormon) or to the faulty wires used in constructing the electrodes found in those limited-thinking caps which are require to be implanted on all BYU students. Never go with non-union wire to save a few bucks.

As to making lemonade, this quality has distinguished FAIR-MAD-&-MDD moderators from the pack.

[_Cicero]

Hi Nemesis!

[_harmony]

Are we really that important to them? Wow.

[_Bond James Bond]

Ha ha ha HA HA HA