Victims of Verbosity

[_consiglieri]

I'll victimize you at the slightest provocation.

provocation

[_mercyngrace]

I knew to whom you were referring from the outset, Bob. I just meant to infer based upon my own experience, that perhaps, his writing sounds like poetry to him.

Imply.

Indeed.

[_LDSToronto]

If any of you listened to Howard Stern about 10 years ago, a frequent character named Elliott Offen would appear and go on these intensely verbose rants.

When I first read Droopy's lunatic ravings, I was stunned by the resemblance in tone and verbosity.

Take a look - it's creepy, but listen to how Elliott talks and tell me that's not our Droopster.



H.

[_consiglieri]

Imply.

Indeed.

And that, my good lady, is as snarky as I will ever be.



To you, anyway.


All the Best!

--Consiglieri

[_Bob Loblaw]

The only thing ridiculous here is that your reading comprehension, appreciation and understanding of the potential and possibilities of the English language, imagination, and intellectual depth was effectively halted somewhere between 7th and 8th grade, along with a large number of the other Eloi of whom you are a poster child.

Gutter, meet snipe.

A lo contrario, it is my love of the English language that makes me appreciate the unintentional entertainment value of your so-called prose. But hey, it's good enough for Meridian, right?

[_3sheets2thewind]

Go back and read Dr. Peterson's rambling. It is just like that, except all of it is talking about himself, how important he is, where he is traveling to, which important people he will be meeting with, and how you don't compare to him in any insignificant way.

how he is always a completely innocent victim.