I feel a song coming on...

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_Droopy
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I feel a song coming on...

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Hello, I must be going.
I cannot stay,
I came to say
I must be going.
I'm glad I came
but just the same
I must be going.

For my sake you must stay,
for if you go away,
you'll spoil this party
I am throwing.

I'll stay a week or two,
I'll stay the summer through,
but I am telling you,
I must be going.



Ciao.
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_SteelHead
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Re: I feel a song coming on...

Post by _SteelHead »

Droopy,
How is it you can leave the board, but not leave it alone?

Anyone want to give the spread on how many weeks before he is back?
It is better to be a warrior in a garden, than a gardener at war.

Some of us, on the other hand, actually prefer a religion that includes some type of correlation with reality.
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_Dr. Shades
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Post by _Dr. Shades »

SteelHead wrote:Anyone want to give the spread on how many weeks before he is back?

He'll be back tomorrow.
"Finally, for your rather strange idea that miracles are somehow linked to the amount of gay sexual gratification that is taking place would require that primitive Christianity was launched by gay sex, would it not?"

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_Shulem
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Re: I feel a song coming on...

Post by _Shulem »

Poor Droopy. He must be drinking again.

Let's pray for him.

Dear Heavenly Father, we ask thee to bless Droopy that he won't drink so much and suck on the bottle for every last drop. Heavenly Father, poor Droopy has never worked a day in his life and he is ever challeneged with all manner of temptations (especially masturbation) so please help him to resist those temptations.

Thank you Heavenly Father -- and please wear protection when you bang Heavenly Mother. And give Mary my regards -- your choice concubine.

Paul O
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_ludwigm
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Re: I feel a song coming on...

Post by _ludwigm »

Shulem wrote:Thank you Heavenly Father -- and please wear protection
??

do you think about...
- Whenever a poet or preacher, chief or wizard spouts gibberish, the human race spends centuries deciphering the message. - Umberto Eco
- To assert that the earth revolves around the sun is as erroneous as to claim that Jesus was not born of a virgin. - Cardinal Bellarmine at the trial of Galilei
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_Shulem
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Re: I feel a song coming on...

Post by _Shulem »

ludwigm wrote:
Shulem wrote:Thank you Heavenly Father -- and please wear protection
??

do you think about...


That's Heavenly Mother sitting in the cloud -- she sure looks sore. Heavenly Father is so rough on her.

:lol:

Paul O
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