Dallin Oaks talks about Joanna Brooks at Arizona Stake Conf?

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Stormy Waters wrote:It is odd that Oaks choose to make a response at a stake conference. If he wanted to respond it would have been better to do it in a public fashion. In a stake conference it will be spread second hand and will be terribly unreliable.

Oaks is a coward, as are all the apostles except maybe Packer. Oaks will say this in a stake conference, but you won't see the church PR people going on NBC or CNN spouting this stuff. Nor will President Newsroom weigh in. The Brethren say things in local meetings that they are too craven to state to the media.
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I unexpectedly ran into Oaks in the stacks at the old Church archives. I turned a corner and thought I'd woken Nosferatu.

Remember his tenure as BYU President? Ack!
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Blixa wrote:I unexpectedly ran into Oaks in the stacks at the old Church archives. I turned a corner and thought I'd woken Nosferatu.

Remember his tenure as BYU President? Ack!


Was he looking for books on salamanders?
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Blixa wrote:I unexpectedly ran into Oaks in the stacks at the old Church archives. I turned a corner and thought I'd woken Nosferatu.

Remember his tenure as BYU President? Ack!


The only difference is Oaks' cranium is a bit wider--to hold all those extra thoughts.
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Dallin H Oaks wrote:... I say unto you ...


How many of the High Fifteen are posting here?
I think the other board has none of them...
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bcspace wrote:
and then continued with an "attack on feminism."


Third wave and higher feminism is a great evil on society so I hope he did.


Absolutely. If this third wave together with higher feminism are allowed to continue, it paves the way for both transcendental feminism and electro-gravitational feminism. Just think about women causing huge waves on the Great Salt Lake, not to mention the possiblity of women parting the waters.
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shorter Oaks:
i'd love to give women the priesthood if i could just find any qualified applicants.
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also...
He then said that equality in the church is not the same as equality outside of it.

i've noticed.
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palerobber wrote:shorter Oaks:
i'd love to give women the priesthood if i could just find any qualified applicants.


What Oaks said (in his head)
"Equality is Satan's plan (okay that bit slipped out but I've gotten away with it) so Women can have the Priesthood when they grow dicks"
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