bcspace wrote:I think the problem is that some people are so pharasiacal that they must not be given the slightest opportunity to justify themselves. Thankfully, we don't have to go so far as to give Jesus a missionary haircut. Now that I've given you an idea, I'd like to see a picture of that by one of you artists pronto.
Orly?
Srly you fool?
So tell us all with a straight face that LDS Inc photoshopping a stupid sleeve onto an innocent little girls shoulder is not wrong.
Go ahead, show us why we find you despicable.
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moksha wrote:Don't they realize that the 2nd amendment guarantees the right to bare arms?
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“We look to not only the spiritual but also the temporal, and we believe that a person who is impoverished temporally cannot blossom spiritually.” Keith McMullin - Counsellor in Presiding Bishopric
"One, two, three...let's go shopping!" Thomas S Monson - Prophet, Seer, Revelator
A photo in the June 2012 LDS Church News, illustrating an article about serving in the Primary, the Mormon children’s program, showed a young Salt Lake City girl sitting on the lap of an adult woman. The girl was wearing a sundress with wide straps.
When the same photo was republished recently on the official LDS website, however, the girl’s dress now had a white T-shirt under it.
“We look to not only the spiritual but also the temporal, and we believe that a person who is impoverished temporally cannot blossom spiritually.” Keith McMullin - Counsellor in Presiding Bishopric
"One, two, three...let's go shopping!" Thomas S Monson - Prophet, Seer, Revelator
The female adult in the picture must be cheesed that the COB Air Brushers didn't see fit to colour in her roots or make her eye brows match her hair colour whilst obeying Gods standards in covering up the three inches of the top of the little girls arms that lead men into sin.
“We look to not only the spiritual but also the temporal, and we believe that a person who is impoverished temporally cannot blossom spiritually.” Keith McMullin - Counsellor in Presiding Bishopric
"One, two, three...let's go shopping!" Thomas S Monson - Prophet, Seer, Revelator
Look, even with the protective sleeves in place, we still have the problem that the little white guy on the right is obviously so turned on by all that visible shoulder flesh that he is thinking thoughts that might have earned him 'death on the spot' under the Prophet Brigham Young.
Can we have him casting down his eyes with an expression of mild distaste, please?
Think of the children.
Zadok: I did not have a faith crisis. I discovered that the Church was having a truth crisis. Maksutov: That's the problem with this supernatural stuff, it doesn't really solve anything. It's a placeholder for ignorance.
The little girl on the Primary Teachers knee has just asked: "Why are the lazy Lamanites in the picture all dark skinned?"
“We look to not only the spiritual but also the temporal, and we believe that a person who is impoverished temporally cannot blossom spiritually.” Keith McMullin - Counsellor in Presiding Bishopric
"One, two, three...let's go shopping!" Thomas S Monson - Prophet, Seer, Revelator
bcspace wrote:I think the problem is that some people are so pharasiacal that they must not be given the slightest opportunity to justify themselves. Thankfully, we don't have to go so far as to give Jesus a missionary haircut. Now that I've given you an idea, I'd like to see a picture of that by one of you artists pronto.
That's right. No one at the COB could be Pharisaical, just COB 'wisdom' taking a precaution against those self-justifying Mormons outside of the COB.
You have way too much cookie and Pepsi feces on your eyes and mind.
They covered her bare shoulders, but they forgot to edit out the good, faithful, future priesthood holder on the right who yielded to temptation and became a little pervert because of her shoulders.
"We have taken up arms in defense of our liberty, our property, our wives, and our children; we are determined to preserve them, or die." - Captain Moroni - 'Address to the Inhabitants of Canada' 1775
