Endowment Video is Up

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Kittens_and_Jesus wrote:
bcspace wrote:
Or is that how God protects His Church? It's all a parable for most and the only way to understand it and for it to be exciting is to actually want to come unto Christ.



Good lord that sounds dirty, "come unto Christ"?

I'm glad it "excites' you.

No thanks, the kittens don't swing that way and neither does Jesus.

ROFL!

Jesus porn. Gay Jesus porn. Come onto Christ LOL!
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Polygamy-Porter wrote:
Jesus porn. Gay Jesus porn. Come onto Christ LOL!


It says right there in the Bible that Jesus and John were getting it on pretty good. Who was laying on the bosom? Jesus liked boys -- and he had a thing for gay John.

Don't ya love the gay gospel of Jesus Christ? Go Jesus, you stud.

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Shulem wrote:
Polygamy-Porter wrote:
Jesus porn. Gay Jesus porn. Come onto Christ LOL!


It says right there in the Bible that Jesus and John were getting it on pretty good. Who was laying on the bosom? Jesus liked boys -- and he had a thing for gay John.

Don't ya love the gay gospel of Jesus Christ? Go Jesus, you stud.

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why me wrote:The creation story makes sense. And it is impressive.

No it doesn't, and maybe it's impressive to 3rd graders with no concept of science.

I will admit I was mightily impressed with those hand-drawn flowers, plants, and animals. Those rock.

Here's one example for you Why Me. God tells Jesus to go down and plant seeds of every kind in the Earth to grow grass, trees, flowers, etc.

At this time there was no soil in the true sense of the word, because soil contains a lot of biomatter, and that comes from things that previously lived and died. So there wouldn't have been a medium in which the seeds would have sprouted and flourished.

Also, how could flowers have grown without bees to pollinate them? What about the trees that require animals to eat their fruits and poop out the seeds elsewhere in order to propogate themselves and spread?

Can't you see that the plants and animals, insects, etc. are interdependent on each other, and trying to create just one of those kingdoms apart from the others wouldn't work?

So how does that story make sense to you?
For you it is now mumbo jumbo but when you believed you found it sacred.

Because I was told that it was sacred, and I trusted the people who told that to me.
Good to have empathy for those who still believe and not mock that which they consider sacred. But in our realityTV world, it is difficult to have empathy or respect.

I have empathy with those who will be offended, but they still choose to be offended, and I am not convinced that everyone else should let their (the Mormons) proclivity toward offense dictate the conversation. It's a conversation that the Mormons shouldn't necessarily be allowed to own, or exercise control over.
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Sethbag wrote:
why me wrote:The creation story makes sense. And it is impressive.

No it doesn't, and maybe it's impressive to 3rd graders with no concept of science.


why me = 3rd grader with no concept of science.

Sethbag solves yet another mystery of the Mormon universe!
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Sethbag wrote:It's a conversation that the Mormons shouldn't necessarily be allowed to own, or exercise control over.


I'm confused as to actually which conversation you are referring to. Are you saying that Mormons don't have the right to exercise control over their own religious ceremonies?
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liz3564 wrote:
Sethbag wrote:It's a conversation that the Mormons shouldn't necessarily be allowed to own, or exercise control over.


I'm confused as to actually which conversation you are referring to. Are you saying that Mormons don't have the right to exercise control over their own religious ceremonies?


I suspect that Sethbag means that Mormons don't get to control what other people say about their religious ceremonies, and certainly don't get to control whether people talk about their religious ceremonies.
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Chap wrote:I suspect that Sethbag means that Mormons don't get to control what other people say about their religious ceremonies, and certainly don't get to control whether people talk about their religious ceremonies.


That's how I took it.
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So when the Texas authorities broke into the Eldorado Ranch FLDS temple and took pictures of the interior of the temple along with sacred records, all these same LDS people were equally outraged, correct?
"Any over-ritualized religion since the dawn of time can make its priests say yes, we know, it is rotten, and hard luck, but just do as we say, keep at the ritual, stick it out, give us your money and you'll end up with the angels in heaven for evermore."
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Fence Sitter wrote:So when the Texas authorities broke into the Eldorado Ranch FLDS temple and took pictures of the interior of the temple along with sacred records, all these same LDS people were equally outraged, correct?


Of course not, silly goose! That was different because the FLDS are evil apostates. :rolleyes:
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