How "bad" is it to be sexually attracted to Jesus?

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Re: How "bad" is it to be sexually attracted to Jesus?

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Drifting,

You just doused the fire. Thanks a lot.
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quark wrote:Drifting,

You just doused the fire. Thanks a lot.


:cry:
Sorry...

But Zeuss is still looking hot.... :razz:
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Sorry. My heart belongs to Freya.
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The punk band The Feederz certainly envisioned a sexual relationship with Jesus, as described in their politically incorrect song that you can hear on the classic Let Them Eat Jellybeans album (NSFW):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9N-JF2vR5k
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quark wrote:
Drifting wrote:In answer to the OP: Pretty bad, because nobody knows what He looks like...

This is a spiritual experience so he doesn't look like anything. He reflects and projects.


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Re: How "bad" is it to be sexually attracted to Jesus?

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Drifting wrote:
Well, I don't know that he'll be different to what you expect but consider this.
Jesus clearly has the power to prevent child abuse, yet He doesn't.
I'm not sure I can be attracted to that kind of guy no matter what His justification for standing aside on stuff like that.


You easy atheist are a tease. God allows all the pain and sufferings of this life so that WE might change. And see? It works, you actually have some feelings about it. Way to go slug. The humanity of us all is advanced because we are moved by outrageous calamity. Genius or just plain necessity since we are dirt.

So what if you got child abuse way out there on your leverage. If it was not there at all then whatever remains would still be sufficient for you to accuse God until its "not being able to find you car keys when everyone knows that God is able to tell you exactly where they are".
GAWL!
Sorry to break it to you folks but God is NOT a sexual being. He came without father and mother having neither beginning of days nor end of years. Meaning he did not come by way of seeds, hence, no sexuality. Christ was a clone of that which abides always upon the very throne of power. You too would be still learning IF you ever got the gospel right to begin with. Tears for your fears.
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Nightlion wrote:
Drifting wrote:
Well, I don't know that he'll be different to what you expect but consider this.
Jesus clearly has the power to prevent child abuse, yet He doesn't.
I'm not sure I can be attracted to that kind of guy no matter what His justification for standing aside on stuff like that.


You easy atheist are a tease. God allows all the pain and sufferings of this life so that WE might change. And see? It works, you actually have some feelings about it. Way to go slug. The humanity of us all is advanced because we are moved by outrageous calamity. Genius or just plain necessity since we are dirt.



And that's the point.
That's why I'm not attracted to the deity you worship.
I don't want to be like the kind of person who can stand back and allow His defenceless children to be sexually abused by adults just so some people can learn from it.
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Again, my point is that God is more interested in YOUR actual advancement as an intelligence overall and the rise of
all intelligence more than that you must worship him.

And it is not happening IN his kingdom. It is a fallen world where wickedness reigns. Sure he COULD zappo chango everything. But that is just you tempting him to alter laws and times and seasons to bring him down all the same.
How stupid is that by the way?
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Nightlion wrote:Sure he COULD zappo chango everything.


Absent Landlord.
He could call round to fix the plumbing, he just never does....
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